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lisajoy87

Location Australia
Birthday Aug 12
Member Since Sep 06, 2011
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Random Facts About Me


I hate it when power points are switched on and nothing is plugged in.

When I hang out the washing the pegs on each item have to be the same colour.

I can make my thumb touch my wrist.

Chickens scare the crap out of me, with their weird beady eyes and awkward walk.

The word gash is one of the worst sounding words in my opinion.

I like to say words repeatedly to see if they sound weird the more you say it.

I swear more than most males I know, actually I've even shocked some with what I come out with.

I once drew a stick person for one of my kids and they thought it was a tree.

Music and Lollies are all I need to be 'drunk'.

A certain friend of mine and I can have a day long texting conversation involving nothing but song lyrics and it still makes sense.

Sometimes I wish life were a musical just so I could do a random dance number in public without people looking at me strangely.


Not So Random Facts

Lisa

Aussie

3 kids & was a teen mum, twice I guess.

24


Some Sayings I Live By

A life without passion is simply an existance.

While you were busy judging others, your skeletons fell out of your closet.

Everybody is perfect, flaws and all. Perfection is all about being the best YOU you can be, nobody else can be you as perfectly as you can - therefore making you all perfect.

If you have to search too hard to find the good in someone, then maybe you're not the one who is supposed to find it.


Life's Big Questions

Why is it called a savings account when it's mostly used for spending?

Why is it called 'earning a living?' Isn't living a right we are all born with?

What if our dreams are actually realities and what we see as reality is really our dreams?

Why do so many people insist on having freshly baked bread to make toast?

How come glue doesn't stick to the inside of the bottle?
 

 Thats about all for now.

Thanks for reading, leave your thoughts below and I'll get back to you as quickly as I can

Works

Breaking Bonds

Breaking Bonds

42 parts / 78 pages, updated Sep 09, 2012PG-13Completed
Roxanne Lei Sparks is a highly intelligent, competitive, athletic femme wolf who is about to turn 16 - mating age. Blaze Aston is the next Alpha of the pack, gorgeous, cari... read more
165,803 reads votes 1,171 comments 326
My Cliche

My Cliche

1 page, updated May 28, 2012
Love a good cliche? Then come on in. Count the cliche's in this story, while this is a mockery of the common cliche stories it is also an actual story that makes sense. And I ... read more
36 reads votes 0 comments 0
Boys VS Girls

Boys VS Girls

1 page, updated May 28, 2012
A group of friends set up challenge amongst themselves after one of their close friends dies. Ruby was hit by a drunk driver on her way to a Breast Cancer Fundraiser and kil... read more
54 reads votes 0 comments 2
Teach Me Love

Teach Me Love

1 page, updated May 28, 2012
When Nina Abbot snuck into a club she never dreamt that it would have been the beginning of a whirlwind holiday romance. Alex Myers is everything she always hoped would be h... read more
23 reads votes 1 comments 1
Scripted Love

Scripted Love

1 page, updated May 28, 2012
Jayson Knight is hidig a secret. A BIG SECRET. While not a dangerous secret, he still feels it could destroy his life if it got out before he was ready. As he coasts his... read more
16 reads votes 0 comments 0
Eyes Like Diamonds

Eyes Like Diamonds

1 page, updated May 28, 2012
Summary. Vivianna Clarke is far from your typical seventeen year old highschooler. She has the gangster thing down pat. Although she isn't your typical gangster eit... read more
60 reads votes 0 comments 0
Hangman (ON HOLD)

Hangman (ON HOLD)

6 parts / 9 pages, updated Mar 28, 2012PG-13
A serial killer is attacking the population of Conbrow, a community of around 5 thousand. Using methods of suicide before stringing every victim up by a noose it takes the... read more
1,320 reads votes 60 comments 91
I See You!

I See You!

4 pages, updated Mar 02, 2012PGCompleted
So consumed by guilt, Lara cannot see what is really going on with her. Can the new guy help her find herself again?
182 reads votes 7 comments 10
The Life.....

The Life.....

2 pages, updated Feb 28, 2012Completed
Another very short story, inspired by the cover picture.
82 reads votes 4 comments 5
Don't Go.

Don't Go.

2 pages, updated Feb 27, 2012GCompleted
A very short story, inspired by the cover picture.
745 reads votes 14 comments 21
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lisajoy87
lisajoy87

2 months ago
Hi guys, sorry I've been so quiet on here lately things have been a little hectic with life. I've recently uploaded a fully eded version of my breaking bonds story to smashwords and would love it if some of you could take the time to download and read it and leave a review. It's free here's the linknnhttps://www.smashwords.com/books/view/274594nnI'll be working on a few other stories in the coming months including hangman and a new romance as well as a few short stories to get the creative juices flowing. Thank you all for your support in the past - feel free to message me with any requests or tips or just for a chat.
Gem15xoxo
Gem15xoxo

6 months ago
In breaking bonds why when braydon looked at izzie it stirred his emotions
JustCeline
JustCeline

8 months ago
Thanks for fanning!
super13HAPPY
super13HAPPY

8 months ago
you're so cool. and an awesome writer. can't wait to read the rest of breaking bonds! :)
PertweesSon
PertweesSon

9 months ago
http://www.wattpad.com/story/1205912-escape-the-titanic

New chapter, would love it if you could give it a read and comment :)
FlyBy80
FlyBy80

10 months ago
I'm still team blaze. Upload soon please. 
Frakkevin
Frakkevin

1 year ago
Thanks for fanning, grab a free copy of my published novel:
http://www.smashwords.com/books/view/160948
OMFGHarryPotter
OMFGHarryPotter

1 year ago
Conversations between The Marauders  

So, basically, it's a little blurb I'm doing about Harry Potter's dad, and his friends. (MAJOR Potterhead. xD) And so I was thinking just put maybe like, whatever you think would fit? Just something simple, like a fan art of it. I don't know. ANYWAYS, Thank you soooo sooo much. <3 
lisajoy87
lisajoy87

1 year ago
@OMFGHarryPotter 
I would love to help. What would you like a cover made for? Just send me a message with title, author, summary of the story and any ideas you have for the cover and I'll get right onto it =)
OMFGHarryPotter
OMFGHarryPotter

1 year ago
You make covers? Oh, please, please, please, help me? It would be amazingly appreciated!  Thankyou!! xx

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