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Random Facts About Me


I hate it when power points are switched on and nothing is plugged in.

When I hang out the washing the pegs on each item have to be the same colour.

I can make my thumb touch my wrist.

Chickens scare the crap out of me, with their weird beady eyes and awkward walk.

The word gash is one of the worst sounding words in my opinion.

I like to say words repeatedly to see if they sound weird the more you say it.

I swear more than most males I know, actually I've even shocked some with what I come out with.

I once drew a stick person for one of my kids and they thought it was a tree.

Music and Lollies are all I need to be 'drunk'.

A certain friend of mine and I can have a day long texting conversation involving nothing but song lyrics and it still makes sense.

Sometimes I wish life were a musical just so I could do a random dance number in public without people looking at me strangely.


Not So Random Facts

Lisa

Aussie

3 kids & was a teen mum, twice I guess.

24


Some Sayings I Live By

A life without passion is simply an existance.

While you were busy judging others, your skeletons fell out of your closet.

Everybody is perfect, flaws and all. Perfection is all about being the best YOU you can be, nobody else can be you as perfectly as you can - therefore making you all perfect.

If you have to search too hard to find the good in someone, then maybe you're not the one who is supposed to find it.


Life's Big Questions

Why is it called a savings account when it's mostly used for spending?

Why is it called 'earning a living?' Isn't living a right we are all born with?

What if our dreams are actually realities and what we see as reality is really our dreams?

Why do so many people insist on having freshly baked bread to make toast?

How come glue doesn't stick to the inside of the bottle?
 

 Thats about all for now.

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