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Twitter: KrissySnifeld
Email: just-krissy@hotmail.com
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Alright first of all…I invented water; you've probably drank it, or swam in it before - yea, that stuff... I made that. You're welcome.
I am a retired astronaut
I've competed in the UFC professionally, I'm undefeated inside the octagon.
I can fly, no you can't see.
I'm Married to Batman
I can dance very well, it's 98% likely that I've got much better rhythm than you do.
Your family wanted to adopt me when we were kids but my parents beat yours in a karate tournament.
I can answer the mysteries of the universe - just ask me.
I get presents on your birthday, from your friends, if they're mutual friends, I get your present.
President Obama voted for me in the most recent presidential election, so did John McCain.
I punched a shark in the face and made it cry on more than one occasion.
When I was a kid, I single handedly built a time machine and stopped Hitler from winning WWII. Yea... you're welcome, world.
I look directly into the sun, absorb the sunlight and then use it to see in the dark later.
I was offered the Nobel Peace Prize over seventeen times in my young adult life, but I do not enjoy media attention. For this reason I also won American Idol season 1, but they could not air the footage.
The character of Indiana Jones was loosely based on my adventures in Archaeology, they toned it down for a PG rating.
I'm fireproof.
The devil sold his soul to me, I gave it Justin Bieber.
I helped develop philosophy.
I designed the blueprints for The Sphinx
I beat Stephen Hawking @ the science fair.
I smell great.
I'm awesome.
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P.S All of you guys are pretty awesome too ^_^
  • Location:
    Kenora, Ontario
  • Joined:
    6 years ago

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8 Published Works

Featured work.

Player and the Geek

Social data: 907K reads. 22.6K votes. 4.7K comments.

Description: Charlotte Locke—mega geek—has always been in love with her best friend’s brother, Christian Steele. What is not to love about the man she deems, “Utterly perfect”? Aside from the fact that he is Bridgewalk’s most confirmed player. She wants him with...

#14 in Teen Fiction

Other Works by Just-Krissy.
Just Jump (Short Story)

Just Jump (Short Story)

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Just Jump is a short story about taking advantage of your life.

#450 in Short Story
Completed
Bye, Bye Virginity

Bye, Bye Virginity

22.2M 180K 33.4K

Stasee is your typical shy, quiet teenage girl until the night her brother’s best friend Damen Hurtz dec...

Completed
Black Licorice

Black Licorice

156K 3.7K 791

When life throws you lemons, suck those babies dry with a straight face because clearly it’ll make you l...

ANGEL'S FATE (A Dark Enchantress Spin-Off)

ANGEL'S FATE (A Dark Enchantress Spin-Off)

21.2K 390 122

Blurb: For years Nicole had been trying everything in her power to keep her daughter safe from all the d...