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Name Kay
Location Your mom
Birthday Nov 11
Member Since Aug 30, 2009
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Depending on what you believe in I might be a gooey alien living underground in my big tank with internet for only means of communication with the outer world. I could also be a giant zombie dragon. Or a shrimp, but only on Wednesday. 
Or I could be a twenty-two year old girl, going to University in English literature, using Kay Darali as her pen name (Kay's my nickname cause my full name is long, and Darali comes from DARknessAndLIght), with French as her first language, that absolutely loves to read and write but has an hectic life so doesn't upload as often as she used to.
I'm from that specie that thinks they're always right and own everything and if anything or anyone disagrees we'll destroy them and pee on their ashes. Claude Gauvreau is a big inspiration, I mean, when I'm on acid. I don't think the Earth is in danger, I think the humans are. And I don't always make sense 'cause like Augustus Waters, "my thoughts are stars I can't fathom into constellations."

Word of the day : gangle

Quote of the day: “He, who has made the hideous, the hurting, the insulting mistake of loving me and must be punished for it."

UPLOADING SCHEDULE (on hold till my finals are done) :
Wednesday: My Wish Upon A Star/The Headline/The Family Curse/The Eighth Time
Saturday: The Smirking Jerk/The Adventures of a Pumpkin and a Running Back Boy/The Spawns
Monday: Life in Paintings

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Also, DO NOT ASK ME TO READ YOUR STORY. I would love to be able to but I simply don't have the time. Also, I don't follow for follow, so don't ask me to follow you. It defeats the true purpose of becoming a follower in my mind and it gives me even less the desire to follow you or to read your stuff. Demands will be deleted, as simple as that.


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The Adventures of a Pumpkin and a Running Back Boy

The Adventures of a Pumpkin and a Running Back Boy

7 parts / 13 pages, updated Mar 28, 2014PG-13
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Life in Paintings

Life in Paintings

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My Wish Upon A Star

My Wish Upon A Star

17 parts / 51 pages, updated Mar 21, 2014PG-13
Danika Wisher has a knack at getting herself into very strange situations. With hippie polygamist parents, an unfinished college degree, weird part-time jobs and promi... read more
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The Eighth Time

The Eighth Time

9 parts / 24 pages, updated Mar 13, 2014PG-13
Keegan Bundy's only goal in life is to end it. That's up until he meets a crazy girl that will take it on herself to teach him how to appreciate life. Follow them on their journey.
89,276 reads votes 2,357 comments 495
The Spawns

The Spawns

Humor #745
22 parts / 66 pages, updated Mar 09, 2014PG-13Video
The Spawns are back in town. With Cole and Jayden freshly out of their first year of University, Lilibeth in vacation for the summer and Maika finally out of her boarding school... read more
1,282,698 reads votes 22,748 comments 3,480


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The Smirking Jerk (Blake's POV)

The Smirking Jerk (Blake's POV)

5 parts / 27 pages, updated Aug 15, 2013PG-13
“I’m in love with you.” How many times would I have to think about this, how many times, before she could hear it, feel it, see it in my eyes? “I’m in love ... read more
346,366 reads votes 8,443 comments 1,620
Little Curlew

Little Curlew

2 pages, updated Jun 17, 2013Completed
All its life, the bird had felt unworthy and plain. Uninteresting and unremarkable. With its beak too long, its feathers a drab color, it felt utterly worthless. And trading... read more
10,417 reads votes 434 comments 104
The Headline

The Headline

7 parts / 29 pages, updated May 23, 2013PG-13VideoPictures
Naomi loved her life, living with her father in California. But when daddy takes a reporting job on another continent and loving daughter can't come, she has to go live with ... read more
69,823 reads votes 1,753 comments 267
The Family Curse (Cursed Wanderers Series: Book 1)

The Family Curse (Cursed Wanderers Series: Book 1)

14 parts / 61 pages, updated Jan 04, 2013PG-13Video
“At first glance, I really did wonder why the old lady had seemed so adamantly opposed to this town because it didn’t look scary at all. Ma... read more
89,634 reads votes 2,991 comments 570
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