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Name Kay
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Birthday Nov 11
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Depending on what you believe in I might be a gooey alien living underground in my big tank with internet for only means of communication with the outer world. I could also be a giant zombie dragon. Or a shrimp, but only on Wednesday. 
Or I could be a twenty-two year old girl, getting her master's degree in English literature (cuz I want people to call me Master), using Kay Darali as her pen name (Kay's my nickname cause my full name is long, and Darali comes from DARknessAndLIght), with French as her first language, that absolutely loves to read and write but has an hectic life so doesn't upload as often as she used to.
I'm from that specie that thinks they're always right and own everything and if anything or anyone disagrees we'll destroy them and pee on their ashes. Claude Gauvreau is a big inspiration, I mean, when I'm on acid. I don't think the Earth is in danger, I think the humans are. And I don't always make sense 'cause like Augustus Waters, "my thoughts are stars I can't fathom into constellations."

Word of the day : gymnophoria

Quote of the day: “Sometimes I turn around and catch the smell of you and I cannot go on I cannot fucking go on without expressing this terrible so fucking awful physical aching fucking longing I have for you."


Monday: Life in Paintings
Wednesday: My Wish Upon A Star/The Family Curse
Friday: In Between Dallas and Austin
Sunday: The Smirking Jerk/The Adventures of a Pumpkin and a Running Back Boy/The Spawns

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Also, DO NOT ASK ME TO READ YOUR STORY. I would love to be able to but I simply don't have the time. Also, I don't follow for follow, so don't ask me to follow you. It defeats the true purpose of becoming a follower in my mind and it gives me even less the desire to follow you or to read your stuff. Demands will be deleted, as simple as that.


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The Shy Boy and the Girl in the Green Dress

The Shy Boy and the Girl in the Green Dress

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6 parts / 7 pages, updated Jul 16, 2014
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The Family Curse (Cursed Wanderers Series: Book 1)

The Family Curse (Cursed Wanderers Series: Book 1)

16 parts / 69 pages, updated Jun 22, 2014PG-13Video
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The Spawns

The Spawns

24 parts / 73 pages, updated Jun 18, 2014PG-13Video
The Spawns are back in town. With Cole and Jayden freshly out of their first year of University, Lilibeth in vacation for the summer and Maika finally out of her boarding school... read more
1,808,515 reads votes 32,266 comments 6,070
In Between Dallas and Austin

In Between Dallas and Austin

3 parts / 7 pages, updated Jun 16, 2014
Dallas Franklin is out of it. She is slightly OCD, socially awkward, has only one best friend, and her life pretty much resolves around Nerdfighteria. So wh... read more
15,785 reads votes 952 comments 333
Life in Paintings

Life in Paintings

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5 parts / 6 pages, updated Jun 09, 2014
"I must have hit my head a lot harder than I had anticipated, or maybe breathe too much smoke because this is definitely nut-case crazy. Or a very creepy dream tha... read more
13,373 reads votes 689 comments 153
The Adventures of a Pumpkin and a Running Back Boy

The Adventures of a Pumpkin and a Running Back Boy

10 parts / 18 pages, updated Jun 08, 2014PG-13
Because their story is too interesting to ever have an end. Follow Blake and Lexi through the years!
524,618 reads votes 17,197 comments 3,199
The Smirking Jerk (Blake's POV)

The Smirking Jerk (Blake's POV)

Teen Fiction #279
6 parts / 31 pages, updated May 16, 2014PG-13
“I’m in love with you.” How many times would I have to think about this, how many times, before she could hear it, feel it, see it in my eyes? “I’m in love ... read more
568,536 reads votes 12,738 comments 3,237
My Wish Upon A Star

My Wish Upon A Star

17 parts / 51 pages, updated Mar 21, 2014PG-13
Danika Wisher has a knack at getting herself into very strange situations. With hippie polygamist parents, an unfinished college degree, weird part-time jobs and promi... read more
217,485 reads votes 5,930 comments 816
The Eighth Time

The Eighth Time

9 parts / 24 pages, updated Mar 13, 2014PG-13
Keegan Bundy's only goal in life is to end it. That's up until he meets a crazy girl that will take it on herself to teach him how to appreciate life. Follow them on their journey.
100,773 reads votes 2,615 comments 525


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