L'école c'est comme aller au toilette; tu t'assis pis tu forces
-Grafitti anonyme dans une toilette public
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Literature student with a bit it too much of imagination, music and book junkie, crazy artist whose been trying to fool herself she was a scientist, can’t paint for the love of god, but can draw pretty much everything with graphite pencil, sleepless, sharing the gibberish that is the complex working of her mind.
I have a few stories here, but I’m working on 'I Sold Myself…' right now… but don't worry I’ll get to the others at one point…
Oh and yes, you see French, I speak French, I am a French kiddy and will push that excuse anytime I’m too dumb to correct my spelling ;P
Oh and if you wanna see pictures of the characters, or just see how crazy I can get sometimes 'I Sold Myself..' has a Facebook group, managed by the legendary È, because she’s dedicated when I present her with a project ;P So make È happy and become a fan ;P
Barney: My Own Bar. I can't hit on women in my own bar. Remember the old Barney? He was a lion. The king of the jungle. Stalking whatever prey he chose. Going in for the kill.
Ted: You've got a whole meat locker at home full of corpses, don't you?
Barney: Now look at me. Declawed, neutered. What was once my jungle is now my zoo and I am forced to mate with the same old lioness... again and again while families pay to watch.
Ted: Yeah this metaphor's really falling apart
Barney: Put a bell around my neck and scratch my belly kids... for I am just a docile house cat now. Meow
OMG OMG OMGGGGGGGGG thank you so much. i mean like now we can pass. i am so fricken happy xD *pardon my french ;P*
Oh yeah and the Cafe De sports was a given name. so i mean like i would chage it if i could.
oohhh i want a Cage au Sport. i mean like why cant i get a free chicken wings when SYDNEY. australia scores more than 5 goals...like c'mon im a big eater...just ask everybody...i have an appetite of a lion *no, i dont eat humans..or anything*
bahaha she actually doesnt. i was just like OMG i think ill just add that it...so she can seem really nice =p because shes a total bastar *if ur looking at my screen amaani i am KIDDINGGGG ;)*
I KNOW YOU STILL HAVE TO ANSWER TO THOSE MESSAGES...my little rant machine. <3
sorry if my answers come a little late but my mum is in hospital, she had an operation on wednesday. so i get home relle late. and htne i have homework...so i only get time during school..maybe late at night..so yeah i thought u should know.
OMG was alice in wonderland good? i mean like i want to watch it...
so tell me if its good. xD
ok amelie..nice to know..
umm..i hope i get a good mark...too..probably the most..because its my mark but yeah THANKS <3
poor thing...65% its wattpad...blame it all on wattpad i mean like it is so distracting...
all teachers are bitches..well some of them are. yours is..
anyways tata im in PE and im supposed to be worrking.
Gah, I always don't want to ask this. But you're writing is just to good I can't help myself. Do you think you could check out my story "I was Made to be His. He was Made to Destroy the Human Race." i REALLY am a fan of your writing, and I would just die if you liked my writing, I'm new so I need advice from a wattpad goddess like yourself. If you don't have the time I understand. ttyl~
FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! on the what's hot page OUi yeah baby! me1ny
C'est tout s'que j'avais a dire 999
FRIDAY??U GONNA UPLOAD ON FRIDAY??AS IN DIS FRIDAY??AS IN TOMORROW??YAY...*bounces up n down in her chair* I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE U
i'm definitely gonna ignore d "could" part n check for update at friday night or may b saturday morning(coz i dun wanna b dissapointed)
oh how cn i forget this i wanted to ask u something...WHAT D HELL IS WRONG???
its eating me alive??wats goin on?is blake in trouble??speaking of blake,i want d shirtless blake's pic sooooooooon u meany.u should rely stop teasing me u know!!
ok coming back to d original topic...wat had blake done??wats wrong??answer my questions..drop hints(strong ones) plz plz pretty plzzz*puppy dog eyes*
ok so i'm gonna shut up now.u take ur rest n post a.s.a.p
hey i was wondering if you could maybe read my storie? its called orphaned and i realy want people to read it and tell me what they think so could you? please?
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