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Depending on what you believe in I might be a gooey alien living underground in my big tank with internet for only means of communication with the outer world. I could also be a giant zombie dragon. Or a shrimp, but only on Wednesday. 
      Or I could be a twenty-three year old girl, getting her master's degree in English literature (cuz I want people to call me Master), using Kay Darali as her pen name (Kay's my nickname cause my full name is long, and Darali comes from DARknessAndLIght), with French as her first language, that absolutely loves to read and write but has an hectic life so doesn't upload as often as she used to.
      I'm from that specie that thinks they're always right and own everything and if anything or anyone disagrees we'll destroy them and pee on their ashes. Claude Gauvreau is a big inspiration, I mean, when I'm on acid. I don't think the Earth is in danger, I think the humans are. And I don't always make sense 'cause like Augustus Waters, "my thoughts are stars I can't fathom into constellations."
      
      
      Word of the day : gymnophoria
      
      Quote of the day: “Sometimes I turn around and catch the smell of you and I cannot go on I cannot fucking go on without expressing this terrible so fucking awful physical aching fucking longing I have for you."
      
      UPLOADING SCHEDULE :
      
      In Between Dallas and Austin - August 19th
      The Spawns - August 22nd
      The Smirking Jerk - August 29th
      
      
      
      Facebook here: http://www.facebook.com/KayDaraliOnWattpad
      Instagram here: http://instagram.com/kaydarali
      
      Also, DO NOT ASK ME TO READ YOUR STORY. I would love to be able to but I simply don't have the time. Also, I don't follow for follow, so don't ask me to follow you. It defeats the true purpose of becoming a follower in my mind and it gives me even less the desire to follow you or to read your stuff. Demands will be deleted, as simple as that.
      
      
      DFTBA
      
      
      © 2010  D&L
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27 Published Works

Featured work.

The Chaldean Oracle [Book One : Freeing Ishtar]

Social data: 66.9K reads. 1.7K votes. 395 comments.

Description: Clea is an Ishim; manlike beings with angelic attributes that assure the balance and protect mankind against evil. And her job gets a whole lot more complicated when she crossed path with Levi, a strange creature, who seems to do everything he can i...


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Life in Paintings

Life in Paintings

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In Between Dallas and Austin

In Between Dallas and Austin

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Dallas Franklin is out of it. She is slightly OCD, socially awkward, has only one best friend, and her l...

Future Projects File

Future Projects File

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The Smirking Jerk (Blake's POV)

The Smirking Jerk (Blake's POV)

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“I’m in love with you.” How many times would I have to think about this, how many times, before she coul...

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I am absolutely inlove with your book I sold myself... and the spin-offs and sequels. bec its so fucking amazeballs i've read it so many times i know almost all of the details. I hope you'll be updating the sequels and spinoffs soon. All the love
okay , I finished reading your 'i sold' ...the way you wrote this story is amazing..you have no clue how much I laughed throughout this...just like josh says ' this is story is AWW-SOME..and the writer..you must be very proud of yourselves, cuz trust me, you are inspiration..I love love love your way of writingg....you have very weird imagination actually...in a very good way...and yes...I love you bcs of ur works...!one day, I wanna write like you ..!
I've read ive sold my soul maybe 5 times all the way through and I still can't get enough of it, it even inspired me to start writing a book of my own:) Ok but you're a REALLY good writer and I love your story so much its like jdfasjdhfaijnvkjadsh. ITS SO GOOD!!!!!!!!
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I just finished 'I sold my soul to the devil....' right now..its exact 2.32 in the morning. I cant count the number of times iv cried at so many points, im so deeply moved..id lost faith in so many things in life and aftr reading this I just feel I have to wait and maybe someday everything will turn out perfect.
      I love you so much...u are amazingly talented like ahhhhmazingly.