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Name Kay
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Birthday Nov 11
Member Since Aug 30, 2009
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Depending on what you believe in I might be a gooey alien living underground in my big tank with internet for only means of communication with the outer world. I could also be a giant zombie dragon. Or a shrimp, but only on Wednesday. 
Or I could be a twenty-two year old girl, getting her master's degree in English literature (cuz I want people to call me Master), using Kay Darali as her pen name (Kay's my nickname cause my full name is long, and Darali comes from DARknessAndLIght), with French as her first language, that absolutely loves to read and write but has an hectic life so doesn't upload as often as she used to.
I'm from that specie that thinks they're always right and own everything and if anything or anyone disagrees we'll destroy them and pee on their ashes. Claude Gauvreau is a big inspiration, I mean, when I'm on acid. I don't think the Earth is in danger, I think the humans are. And I don't always make sense 'cause like Augustus Waters, "my thoughts are stars I can't fathom into constellations."


Word of the day : gymnophoria

Quote of the day: “Sometimes I turn around and catch the smell of you and I cannot go on I cannot fucking go on without expressing this terrible so fucking awful physical aching fucking longing I have for you."

UPLOADING SCHEDULE :

In Between Dallas and Austin - August 19th
The Spawns - August 22nd
The Smirking Jerk - August 29th



Facebook here: http://www.facebook.com/KayDaraliOnWattpad
Instagram here: http://instagram.com/kaydarali

Also, DO NOT ASK ME TO READ YOUR STORY. I would love to be able to but I simply don't have the time. Also, I don't follow for follow, so don't ask me to follow you. It defeats the true purpose of becoming a follower in my mind and it gives me even less the desire to follow you or to read your stuff. Demands will be deleted, as simple as that.


DFTBA


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Works

Future Projects File

Future Projects File

Random #330
6 parts / 8 pages, updated Aug 30, 2014
4,189 reads votes 359 comments 110
The Smirking Jerk (Blake's POV)

The Smirking Jerk (Blake's POV)

Teen Fiction #171
7 parts / 34 pages, updated Aug 30, 2014PG-13
“I’m in love with you.” How many times would I have to think about this, how many times, before she could hear it, feel it, see it in my eyes? “I’m in love ... read more
691,631 reads votes 16,231 comments 4,059
Life in Paintings

Life in Paintings

Historical Fiction #577
9 parts / 15 pages, updated Aug 13, 2014
"I must have hit my head a lot harder than I had anticipated, or maybe breathe too much smoke because this is definitely nut-case crazy. Or a very creepy dream tha... read more
31,506 reads votes 1,403 comments 334
In Between Dallas and Austin

In Between Dallas and Austin

4 parts / 10 pages, updated Aug 07, 2014
Dallas Franklin is out of it. She is slightly OCD, socially awkward, has only one best friend, and her life pretty much resolves around Nerdfighteria. So wh... read more
28,905 reads votes 1,523 comments 511
I Sold Myself to the Devil for Vinyls... Pitiful I Know (slowly editing)

I Sold Myself to the Devil for Vinyls... Pitiful I Know (slowly editing)

93 parts / 421 pages, updated Aug 01, 2014PG-13Completed
Lexi Grayson is a normal teenager, as normal as she can be with her unobserving skills and her overthinking mind. But she might need the overthinking if she wants to unravel the smirking mystery that is Blake Eaton.
41,899,865 reads votes 512,601 comments 92,602
The Shy Boy and the Girl in the Green Dress

The Shy Boy and the Girl in the Green Dress

6 parts / 7 pages, updated Jul 16, 2014
81,865 reads votes 5,460 comments 1,645
The Family Curse (Cursed Wanderers Series: Book 1)

The Family Curse (Cursed Wanderers Series: Book 1)

16 parts / 69 pages, updated Jun 22, 2014PG-13Video
“At first glance, I really did wonder why the old lady had seemed so adamantly opposed to this town because it didn’t look scary at all. Ma... read more
124,707 reads votes 4,192 comments 707
The Spawns

The Spawns

24 parts / 73 pages, updated Jun 18, 2014PG-13Video
The Spawns are back in town. With Cole and Jayden freshly out of their first year of University, Lilibeth in vacation for the summer and Maika finally out of her boarding school... read more
1,945,351 reads votes 35,860 comments 7,285
The Adventures of a Pumpkin and a Running Back Boy

The Adventures of a Pumpkin and a Running Back Boy

10 parts / 18 pages, updated Jun 08, 2014PG-13
Because their story is too interesting to ever have an end. Follow Blake and Lexi through the years!
609,820 reads votes 20,138 comments 3,659
My Wish Upon A Star

My Wish Upon A Star

17 parts / 51 pages, updated Mar 21, 2014PG-13
Danika Wisher has a knack at getting herself into very strange situations. With hippie polygamist parents, an unfinished college degree, weird part-time jobs and promi... read more
228,003 reads votes 6,219 comments 842
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The Heartbreak Chronicles
29,753,425 reads

Room Service
551,321 reads

Someone Else's Fairytale
1,656,870 reads

The Seat Filler
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Let's start with publishing the story first! ;P
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Thanks for the interview! :D
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Thank you very much for adding my story to your list. I really appreciate it. :)
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That was actually two chapters of "I Sold.." combined together.
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Thank you so much for the dedication. I really appreciate it! :D
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