Status: Done with one class. 3 more to go and then I SHALL START UPLOADING! 8D (2 hours ago)


Name Kay
Location Your mom
Birthday Nov 11
Member Since Aug 30, 2009
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Depending on what you believe in I might be a gooey alien living underground in my big tank with internet for only means of communication with the outer world. I could also be a giant zombie dragon. Or a shrimp, but only on Wednesday. 
Or I could be a twenty-two year old girl, going to University in English literature, using Kay Darali as her pen name (Kay's my nickname cause my full name is long, and Darali comes from DARknessAndLIght), with French as her first language, that absolutely loves to read and write but has an hectic life so doesn't upload as often as she used to.
I'm from that specie that thinks they're always right and own everything and if anything or anyone disagrees we'll destroy them and pee on their ashes. Claude Gauvreau is a big inspiration, I mean, when I'm on acid. I don't think the Earth is in danger, I think the humans are. And I don't always make sense 'cause like Augustus Waters, "my thoughts are stars I can't fathom into constellations."

Word of the day : gangle

Quote of the day: “He, who has made the hideous, the hurting, the insulting mistake of loving me and must be punished for it."

UPLOADING SCHEDULE (on hold till my finals are done) :
Wednesday: My Wish Upon A Star/The Headline/The Family Curse/The Eighth Time
Saturday: The Smirking Jerk/The Adventures of a Pumpkin and a Running Back Boy/The Spawns
Monday: Life in Paintings

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Also, DO NOT ASK ME TO READ YOUR STORY. I would love to be able to but I simply don't have the time. Also, I don't follow for follow, so don't ask me to follow you. It defeats the true purpose of becoming a follower in my mind and it gives me even less the desire to follow you or to read your stuff. Demands will be deleted, as simple as that.


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The Adventures of a Pumpkin and a Running Back Boy

The Adventures of a Pumpkin and a Running Back Boy

7 parts / 13 pages, updated Mar 28, 2014PG-13
Because their story is too interesting to ever have an end. Follow Blake and Lexi through the years!
289,418 reads votes 10,519 comments 1,788
Life in Paintings

Life in Paintings

Historical Fiction #52 / Horror #78
3 parts / 4 pages, updated Mar 24, 2014
"I must have hit my head a lot harder than I had anticipated, or maybe breathe too much smoke because this is definitely nut-case crazy. Or a very creepy dream tha... read more
5,507 reads votes 335 comments 93
My Wish Upon A Star

My Wish Upon A Star

17 parts / 51 pages, updated Mar 21, 2014PG-13
Danika Wisher has a knack at getting herself into very strange situations. With hippie polygamist parents, an unfinished college degree, weird part-time jobs and promi... read more
191,422 reads votes 5,242 comments 757
The Eighth Time

The Eighth Time

9 parts / 24 pages, updated Mar 13, 2014PG-13
Keegan Bundy's only goal in life is to end it. That's up until he meets a crazy girl that will take it on herself to teach him how to appreciate life. Follow them on their journey.
90,090 reads votes 2,380 comments 499
The Spawns

The Spawns

Humor #990
22 parts / 66 pages, updated Mar 09, 2014PG-13Video
The Spawns are back in town. With Cole and Jayden freshly out of their first year of University, Lilibeth in vacation for the summer and Maika finally out of her boarding school... read more
1,298,039 reads votes 22,908 comments 3,547


3 parts / 2 pages, updated Feb 16, 2014
8,592 reads votes 139 comments 203
The Smirking Jerk (Blake's POV)

The Smirking Jerk (Blake's POV)

5 parts / 27 pages, updated Aug 15, 2013PG-13
“I’m in love with you.” How many times would I have to think about this, how many times, before she could hear it, feel it, see it in my eyes? “I’m in love ... read more
351,484 reads votes 8,540 comments 1,618
Little Curlew

Little Curlew

2 pages, updated Jun 17, 2013Completed
All its life, the bird had felt unworthy and plain. Uninteresting and unremarkable. With its beak too long, its feathers a drab color, it felt utterly worthless. And trading... read more
10,589 reads votes 436 comments 98
The Headline

The Headline

7 parts / 29 pages, updated May 23, 2013PG-13VideoPictures
Naomi loved her life, living with her father in California. But when daddy takes a reporting job on another continent and loving daughter can't come, she has to go live with ... read more
70,415 reads votes 1,764 comments 270
The Family Curse (Cursed Wanderers Series: Book 1)

The Family Curse (Cursed Wanderers Series: Book 1)

14 parts / 61 pages, updated Jan 04, 2013PG-13Video
“At first glance, I really did wonder why the old lady had seemed so adamantly opposed to this town because it didn’t look scary at all. Ma... read more
90,347 reads votes 3,011 comments 573
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