Alright, I know for a fact that there are thousands upon thousands of Fangirls who want to meet the CreepyPastas and live with them. Admittedly, I'm one of them. The thing is, it's not as simple as the fan-fictions make it out to be. You need to remember that the CreepyPastas are murderers and WILL kill you if you do the wrong thing; this guide is to help prevent that from happening if you ever meet one. From Jeff the Killer to Ticci Toby, Slenderman to Clockwork- if you pay good attention and take my words into consideration, you might just live to tell the tale...