𝐀 𝐍𝐎𝐍𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐒𝐄 𝐍𝐎 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐒𝐄

~ Ayeeee part I ~

So I made a lil sumthin this morning and ya'll gulped it up so quick like I gulp a mans manhood, anywhoo ~ 👁️👅👁️ ~

Like I said, my actual irl name means horn apparently, but I guess it could have been worse cause my Mama loves Spring and swallows... so she wanted to name me Swallow. Like, excuse you???  TF IS THAAAT?? YOU WANNA RUIN MY LIFE, WOMAN?

😩⚠️Close call though phew⚠️😩

^ It's even worse in English omfg but it's true, I do swallow. 😏

So @bedtimebearrr had some statemens with a question mark and questions with some full stops at the end for me, so here we go, you cöckblockers!
Jk I got no man currently ~😔~

Though I got my eye on someone for four years, but that is a story ya'll could have red in my book called: Veins

" I  c  u "  -  to the person who is currently hiding behind ya'll cause they haven't read it, the rest of ya'll are good ✌🏻

1. What do you like to do in your free time apart from going on Wattpad?

I am pretty basic ngl, I like to cook and bake, also I started to learn how to sew cause I know it is going to come in handy one day (when I need to sew someones loud mouth shut, damń 🤐) and I wanna be an amazing momma!

I also exercise as much as I can, but in general, I used to walk for hours at night in my homecountry, just clearing my head, but the mfs here are like so sketchy, so I might be getting some knives for protection asgdjfk 😃😃  anywaysss don't mind meee!

Oh, and I love to draw a lot. Currently I am doing merch for my brothers trap group while learning German, so that I can work in my own field in this Godforsaken country.

2. Do you play Among Us?

Sadly, no. 😩😭 I only got 15G every month, cause I am not signing a two year contract with nobody. ✌🏻😗 Mfs got me trippin! 🙆🏻‍♀️ Unless it is a marriage certificate paper thingity magiggity don't ask me to sign it and get it outta my face ✋🏻😤 fanks 😃

3. What's your Instagram?

🤜🏻 I 👏🏻 ain't👏🏻 got 👏🏻 one👏🏻

My mental health was really affected by social media (and someone really is looking for me, not going into detail but I am scared shïtless 💀) so I deleted almost all of my social media accounts. And, to be fair, it really works, cause my mental health is getting better!

Also, I don't trust Mark Zuckerberg. 👀 mans wildin with his espionage 🤺

4. Recommend some metal songs you listen to a lot.

Imma just count my top five fav bands of metal, Thall, Chugcore, Screamo:

1. VILDHJARTA (Dagger, Dimman, Östpeppar, etc. they are amazing cause I love Thall❤️)

2. HUMANITY'S LAST BREATH (my fav is Abyssal Mouth, but in general they are so good!!❤️)

3. KINSHASA (2018 - Demo - cause mfs still didn't drop their album 😭😭)

4. STILL_BLOOM (Apathy, Starve, all albums ❤️)

5. HOLEHEARTED (Hive Mind - full album ❤️)

STILL_BLOOM AND HUMANITY'S LAST BREATH DROPPED SOME SONGS TWO WEEKS AGO AS WELL AND WHEN I TELL YOU I SCREAMED 😩❤️

5. What bothers you about humans?

Their sensitivity. People are way too sensitive and emotional and it is obvious, through history, how it usually goes. 🤷🏻‍♀️ 😗 And I am a firm believer that people should be honest, so if my honesty hurts you, it is your sensitivity that cannot take it, it is not my problem. 💁🏻‍♀️

6. Do you think kids taste better when you cook or fry them?

Since I am watching my diet, imma say cook, but tbh I love fried food 😩❤️😩 fried kiddies and I suck on their bones like I would do to a fried chicken 👅❤️

7. Does my white van look cute  with a "i luv kids" sign?

Since I am a graphic designer, it depends on the interior 😗 I am a sucker for some purple shades 😎 (lmfaoo purple shades of colour) and you don't seem to have them. 🧐 Duly noted. 😤

I AM SUPPOSED TO BE WRITING ANOTHER PART OF BELL RINGERS RN AND COOKING LUNCH SO BYEEE

Anywaysss, if you got some mo', drop them belo' 👇🏻