✨ It is I, your favourite nose booger✨ The one that is so far up your nose, you can't reach it ✨ That is how far up your business I am ✨
Anyways, I made this book on a ✨ w h i m ✨ at 5 AM when I still couldn't sleep 😌✨
The actual meaning of my name is a horn, so no wonder I am always so horny! *ba dum tss*
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That was so corny omfgh second hand embarassment slapped me in my face and said hi
❤️What should come from this, you ask? Good question, I don't even know myself.
1. You may be getting an EXCLUSIVE peek inside the mess that is my brain,
2. Insight into my writing schedule,
3. If you ask me questions, maybe you get your answers,
4. I got none lol
✔️ COMES WITH AN ALL-INCLUDED PRAY BUDDY CAUSE - I will pray for your smut dirtied brain and we all know you need one.
YOU ARE READING
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