𝐀 𝐍𝐎𝐍𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐒𝐄 𝐍𝐎 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐒𝐄

~ duck story quack ~

so there is a chicken and a goose emoji, but no quack quack emoji????? m a d disrespectful b r u v

So, imma just start off with this:

I was always a pretty emotional and creative kid. ✋🏻😗

I really did like a lot of people, I just chose not to play with them, because drawing was always something I prefered.

^ lol this is boring lmfao anywhoo🍿👀🥤

i was like ten, just casually drawing in me grandmas house draw draw

when all of a sudden two of my cousins walk in and sit next to me

and then i notice these two strange females sitting down as well and im like???? whomstve?????

but then my cousin speaks up and says these are their girlfriends, whatever cool for you lads idc i just wanna ✨ draw ✨ let me be 😤😤

so then the other cousin of mine (he disowned me like two years ago lmfao not telling that story nope nope cause my parents took my side fúck him lolol) takes one of my papers and one of my pencils and i was interested frfr like whatchu finna do b r u h ? 👀👀👀 lemme see

so he says "a duck"
and i say "ok"
so he says "ok" and starts drawing

and i kid you not

this mf drew a duck with four feet

lemme repeat that and say it louder for some of you mf in the back

😭f o u r f e e t😭

homeboiwhatchumean????

SINCE WHEN DOES A DUCK HAVE FOUR FEET WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU????????

and i looked at him so pissed like >:( cause i liked realistic things and this dude knows that so he is prolly messing with me but 👏🏻i👏🏻d👏🏻c👏🏻 maybe he just dumb as hell, so i go with aa second option (and obv years later i was right 😗)

so i am all mad and he sits there with a smug smile on his face so i just take his paper and rip it

none of us gonna have a fun time now since you came over here in my space just to fück with me 😤😤😤

we ain't gonna have none of that attitude with me in this holy house of god nah nah got me trippin

so he looks at me strangely and leaves and i go back to my grandma in the living room to watch some tv cause this mf ruined my ✨mojo✨

the fucken hãte that i felt in that moment SKSKSKSK 🙆🏻‍♀️ 🙆🏻‍♀️ 👀 EXCUSE ME YOUNG ME YOU GOT ISSUES OOP-

now i just don't care lol

yeah he disowned me through facebook and i'm like ✌🏻😗 so i clapped back "bítch ur like forty rn lmfaoo you also ain't my daddy nor my momma, i am in my twenties, take care of those two kids of yours"

and my parents took my side like the good parents they are and he got pissed at that cause he thought my parents are gonna do something about it?? or idk i don't get his thought process

obv he ain't got one lol 🤣

anywhoo this was my story

bye