fairytale ending [enstars x reader]

28.

"alright, your school thinks you have a cold. you should have the day to roam yumenosaki."

"alright! mission clear!"

"the fuck is with that pose?"

"isn't that from.. oh what was it.. pokémon ranger guardian signs?"

"hell yeah! rei got the reference!"

"yeah that's an old game."

"no it isnt! it's a ds game, came out ten years ago!"

"y'know there's two other games right?"

"wait what? i only had guardian signs.."

"pfft! dumbass."

"says the furry."

"not a fucking furry!"

"oh hey wait.. aha! i had my 2ds in my bag again."

"did you like,, not bother to get a 3ds?"

"yup. this plays all the games though so it works."

"what we're you playing before you put it to sleep?"

"persona q2."

"and we thought her game tastes couldn't get any worse.."

"shush!"

*bang!*

"sorry we're late sakuma. it took me some time to track down hakaze."

"ooh! more people!"

"guess us getting to the secret library has to wait, darling."

"wait why would anyone call another guy darling this is an all males school."

"she's a girl, dummy."

"yeah it wasn't that hard to sneak her in here. the security guard is kinda dumb."

"also i'm a decent liar. runs in the genes."

(i was very tempted to make it say actor and have wataru bust through the window, but you're safe for now lmao. but he will arrive.)

"oh? kaoru hakaze, pleasure to meet your acquaintance, kitten."

"might want to keep that mouth closed until you learn her last name.."

"what the hell is with you guys and calling me kitten like,,, i'm not a furry. and cats are assholes, so are you calling me an asshole when you say kitten?"

"it's a kitten not a full grown cat.."

"oh cool so i whine and claw the shit out of people how fun."

"i-uhm.."

"this is the best day of my life i swear to god look at his dumb face."

"i'm just kidding, but honestly you look like such a dumbass."

"and this is exactly why no one bothers trying to date you."

"ouch. anyways, who's mr. stoic boy next to you?"

"nice to meet you, my name is adonis otogari, i'm a second year."

"nice to meet you too, adonis!"

"yeah she kinda lacks respect so she says first names."

"you haven't introduced yourself yet, darling."

"oh yeah! y/n sena, nice to meetcha!"

"there it is. the face of absolute despair."

"damn koga didn't know you kinned junko."

"wow. another danganronpa reference. how original."

"shut up furry!"

"calling me a furry. how original."

"shush!"
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honestly tho,,, ukulele pichu is the best pokémon partner ever. i will fight you on this.
also hey i have like an entire math module to do and brain can not focus so two updates in one day time!