fairytale ending [enstars x reader]

13.

"oh my fucking god! there's so many outfits!"

"a lot of the time i forget she's female."

"yeah."

"wait are those some dresse-"

"hey y/n, look at this nice hat."

"wait but-"

"oo this things pastel."

"that's cute but hold on-"

"what the fuck is this even supposed to be??"

"uh,, a thing that counts as a jacket but it shows all abs and really shouldn't count as s shirt."

"huh. i think otogari wore that for a desert thing or something.? i'm not sure."

"nice. anyways, i'm gonna check out that back section."

"Y/N WAIT NO-"

"HAHA! I WAS RIGHT!"

"she found it. ready the stabbing device sakuma."

"ritchan no-"

"RITSU GET YOUR SHITTY PERSONALITY OVER HERE AND BRING THAT ALMOST NON-EXISTENT ASS!"

"i REFUSE."

"y/n, try on this with me~"

"KANATA I LOVE YOU BUT GIVE ME A MINUTE. I NEED THIS FOR MY SOUL!"

"THEN YOUR SOULS GONNA SHRIVEL UP AND DIE BECAUSE-"

"KOGA GET RITSU OVER HERE AND YOU SHALL BE SPARED FROM THE PRINCESS DRESS!"

"IM NOT WEARING THAT SPARKLY THING I DONT EVEN FUCKING KNOW HOW THAT GOT IN HERE IM FUCKING SORRY SAKUMA BUT AT LEAST YOU WILL BE SPARED OF GLITTER."

"OOGAMI YOU BITCH-"

"DONT LISTEN TO HIM KOGA YOU'RE A GOOD BOY!"

"should we like,, do something.?"

"no. we shall be spared for the moment."

"i tried getting y/n distracted with this but she's more interested in the dresses.."

"don't worry shinkai, she'll dress you up eventually too."

"WHY THE FUCK DINT YOU HAVE ANY ABS RITSU?"

"SHUT THE FUCK UP THAT ISN'T HOW MUSCLES WORK!"

"YEAH IT IS DUMBASS!"

"..ritsu clawed the fuck out of my shoulders when they tore him away.."

"oh i've got bandaids. they're usually used for aniki."

"thanks yuta."

"HELL NO-"

"JUST WEAR THE FUCKING CORSET OR ELSE YOU WHINY BITCH! YOURE LUCKY I DONT HAVE LACEY UNDERWEAR!"

"do you think i could fit in any of himemiya's clothes?"

"i dunno. he's kinda small."

"yuta probably could."

"yeah prolly."

"OUCH HE FUCKING BIT ME!"

"THATS A WIMPY MOVE."

"IM GOING TO SLAUGHTER YOU Y/N LET ME GO YOU STUPID DOG-"

"oh hey, they have props."

"laser gun."

"gun gun."

"guitar."

"ice cream making kit- we should steal this."

"NO LET ME PUT THE HEADBAND THING IN YOUR HAIR!"

"NO."

"I WILL GIVE YOU A PURPLE NURPLE IT IS NOT BELOW ME."

"YOU STRUGGLE LIKE A LITTLE BITCH!"

"FUCK YOU!"

"STAY STILL I JUST NEED TO TIE THIS-"

"NO!"

"YES!"

"IF YOU WOULD STOP FUCKING STRUGGLING THEN YOU BE IN AND OUT OF THE DRESS QUICKLY! BUT NOO YOU JUST HAVE TO BE A LITTLE SHIT!"

"we probably should help them."

"which side?"

"meh ritsu is boney enough he probably pulls the dress off."

"ritchan will be a little bitter about it, but he'll get over it. this may actually be the icebreaker that gets him to either cling to her or she'll mysteriously get murdered."

"i see the second on happening."

"oh look, they're coming out."

"TADA!"

"if any of you take pictures i'm quite literally going to kill you."

"awe don't worry ritsu you look cute!"

"remove your hand from my head or else."

"nope! you will accept my affection after a traumatic situation!"

"..no."

"okay but like look at him guys he's perfect for a maid outfit!"

"i mean,, she's kinda right."

"see? you look pretty!"

"what the fuck even is this part..?"

"don't fucking ask me i'm not a dress girl."

"i'm honestly surprised she knew how the fuck this middle thingy works."

"it's kinda like,,, uhm,, yeah i don't fucking know either. i kinda just winged it."

"the fuck why did you double knot the apron???"

"so escape is harder."

"i have a paperclip we can untie it with if we can't do it normally."

"yuta is your bag just filled with necessities or something??"

"probably."

"alright ritsu, go hug onto mao- no not me you bitch."

"no. get me out of this fucking dress."

"i told you he'd eventually cling to her."

"damn mao you know him pretty well."

"duh."

"you can't get out of the dress until i dress up everyone else in random shit and then myself."

"...i take back this hug."

"too late."

"fuck. no affection for you."

"then i'll just hug shinkai!"

"..no. he already got hugs."

"thennn,,, koga!"

"he's too dumb."

"see look. he's a tsundere guys. or at least with her i guess."

"yep, i see it."

"well he likes her enough he hasn't murdered her for the dress yet."

"yeah he's kinda just chilling in that hug."

"mhm. it's kinda his thing."

"and now it's time to grab a bunch of pictures for blackmail."

"well yeah, of course."
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half of this was fueled by sleep deprivation but i stuck with the idea lmao. maid ritsu.