Prologue and a bag of weed

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Suddenly,Class 1a Find themselves With Pro-Heroes,3 People who like U.A 3rd years,Kota and a Scared White-Haired Red-Eyed Girl wearing A shirt resembling A Rag Known As Eri along with A group Of people Dressed as Witches AKA Luna Nova's 9 Witches and 2 guys wearing formal are now at a Strange Yet Incredible Looking Place but soon realize It's A Theater

A 3rd years,Kota and a Scared White-Haired Red-Eyed Girl wearing A shirt resembling A Rag Known As Eri along with A group Of people Dressed as Witches AKA Luna Nova's 9 Witches and 2 guys wearing formal are now at a Strange Yet Incredible Looking ...

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Izuku:Uh...........
Katsuki:WHERE THE FUCK ARE WE?!
That comment caused the witches to notice the heroes and then the 2 groups stare at one another Until......
Mha/Lwa:WHO ARE YOU!?
Soon,The little Girl screamed and ran off as they All finally Noticed her as Izuku and akko decided To try and help her.
Izuku/Akko:'That Girl'
Izuku:Hey,It's Okay it's Okay.
Akko:Come here We're not gonna Hurt ya
Izuku tried To grab her but the Girl flinches As izuku Backs away Shocked as he Realizes what happened and has One thought.
Izuku:'i may not know her name But WHO DID THIS TO Her?!'
Akko On the other Hand,Managed to Get eri in grasp but eri Was scared but soon Felt a Warm,Soft and Kind feeling in grasp and held on.
Izuku:Thank you uh.........
Akko:Call me Akko
Izuku:Thank you Akko and also whoever Is this Little Girl's Guardian,IM GONNA KILL EM FOR DOING THIS TO A CHILD!
??:Jesus Christ,Calm down mr."Protect Everyone and Everything"Jeez
Everyone Turned and saw a Brunette with Dark Blue Eyes.

(An:This is Gonna Be my Appearance)Everyone but 2 were Confused while Katsuki was pissed because He knew this guy Was the "Dick who brought them here" and Eri Was Scared because She thought this Was another Person who wants to Torture Her

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(An:This is Gonna Be my Appearance)
Everyone but 2 were Confused while Katsuki was pissed because He knew this guy Was the "Dick who brought them here" and Eri Was Scared because She thought this Was another Person who wants to Torture Her.
?:Sup
Nezu/P.Ursula/Croix:Why greetings Young Man
Katsuki:Okay you Bastard Who the Hell Are you and why....?!
Diana:Shut up and As for you,Continue
J:Thank you and Im Jx4000 but Call me "J" and I brought You All here to Watch Other Dimensions!
Everyone:Seriously
J:Yes
Akko:Awesome
Tenya:But why?
J:I'll Let or Teach some of you to do Anything You see on this Screen and it'll Help with Learning but First,Eri Red or Purple?
Eri(Timidly):r-red.....Please

Eri Thanked their Host for her new Outfit as she went back at The Middle Between Izuku And akko and As for everyone else From that Sentence,It was Enough To convince them to stay

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Eri Thanked their Host for her new Outfit as she went back at The Middle Between Izuku And akko and As for everyone else From that Sentence,It was Enough To convince them to stay.
Katsuki:Fine
J:Good 1st Up Musical.
Katsuki,Diana,Amanda,Todoroki and Andrew Groaned From hearing this but others were Delighted To hear music So soon.
J:Now Watch

The screen Came to life Showing izuku and andrew at Some Kind of
MoveMent for something
Izuku:What....Am i doing?
Andrew:Um What Am i doing there?
Katsuki:This'll Be good

Izuku:Now, everybody gather round and listen if you would When I tell you every person needs a way of feeling good,Every kitty needs a ball of string and every dog a stick
Ochako:It's Nice to see other yous still wanna Help people.
Izuku:Thanks
Frank:Hey,Andrew Looks Like you gonna Be a Good Man
Andrew:Shut up
Izuku & Andrew:But all you need is a bag of weed to really get a kick.
It took everyone A little While To Process what has just been Said and Realized They said "WEED"
Everyone:WHAT?!
J:*Laughing His ass off*
Lotte:Did you know?!
Sucy(Offended):That's Just Straight-Up Dirty not telling Us,Seriously IM the one who does That.
All:One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight!A bag o' weed, a bag o' weed Oh, everything is better with a bag o' weed It's the only help that you'll ever need Because everything is better with a bag o' weed!
A.Might:There Actually Listening?!
J:When Weed's Involved They'll Do ANYTHING To get Legal and i mean ANYTHING
Everyone Shuddered At the thought Of someone Doing something like that JUST for weed.
Izuku:There you go.Now You're all getting it now.
Ensemble:When Texas people wanna feel good,
The screen Shows Izuku holding A Whip On top of A Gay Dressed Man who has a Smile On his Face
Izuku:They go assault a queer.
Everyone Was shocked to see Izuku about To Whip a HomoSexual and that Was Enough To make Him Snap.
Izuku(Angry):I WOULD NEVER DO THAT!
Ensemble:When stupid people need a thrill,
The screen now Showed An Annoyed Izuku holding a Movie and Giving it to Someone Who looks Retarded
Izuku:They rent The Rocketeer.
Everyone:'What's the Rocketeer'
J:'I should go see that Movie'
Ensemble:When Michael Jackson needs a rush,
The screen changed Again To Izuku Naked in bed with Another Man
Stewie: He humps a guy like me.
Izuku:DEAR GOD NO!IM STRAIGHT
Akko:EEEEEWWWWWW
Ochako:GROSS
Katsuki:WTF!?
Amanda:THAT IS WRONG ON SOOO MANY LEVELS
Ensemble:Right!
All:But all we need is a bag o' weed to keep us worry free One, two, three, ho!A bag o' weed, a bag o' weed Oh, everything is better with a bag o' weed No, you don't need meth and you don't need speed Because everything is better with a bag o' weed
Stewie: Have a go, Andrew.
Andrew: As Mr. H. L. Mencken said, "The common man's a fool"
Izuku: And just like Helen Keller said, "Poof do kee dee poh pool."
It shows Izuku tripping A blind woman,When he finished Speaking
Ochako:DEKU WHY DID YOU-
Izuku:OTHER ME,NOT ME-ME......Sorry but that's NOT me you Know?
Andrew:But try and use your heads and don't buy into all the fear
All:Hey!Because all we need is a bag o' Weed To make us wanna cheer And one, two A bag o' weed, a bag o' weed Oh, everything is better with a bag o' weed You can try and fight, but we're all agreed Because everything is better with a bag o' weed(instrumental break)One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight And a one, two, three, four And a five, and a six, and a seven. Oh!A bag o' weed, a bag o' weed Oh, everything is better with a bag o' weed You're a happy guy when you plant the seed Because everything is better with a bagO' Weed
J:So......What Did you think?
Sucy:Why did they Sing About Weed?
J:Legalizing It.
Akko:But why?
J:Because Some people Just want to enjoy a Smoke without Being Interrupted and Legalizing It is a Good solution.
Ursula:Are They REALLY Sure cause why not just do something.
J:It's-
Croix:It's VERY addictive.
J:Yeah,Andrew wanted to legalize it but Izuku helped Him.
Tenya:It's Nice to see Midoriya is still Willing To help No matter what.
Izuku:Yeah...EVEN if it's Legalizing Marijuana.
J:Right.
Til Next Readers

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