𝐉𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐎𝐧𝐞 𝐘𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐝𝐚𝐲²- 𝚆𝚒𝚕𝚕𝚒𝚊𝚖 𝙻𝚎𝚗𝚗𝚘𝚡

𝘑𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘖𝘯𝘦 𝘠𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘥𝘢𝘺 ▵𝐂𝐡.𝟗

It became morning and we drove "This guy, Robo-Warrior? Everything about anything alien, he's supposed to know. One time we revenge-hacked his site and maybe, I saw some of your... uh... alien drawings or whatever" Leo explained. 

We arrived "This is it. Yep. Deli. Good front! All right, wait here. I'll give you the go no-go. All right?" Leo said me and Sam wore a hat and I kept my gun hidden

We walked in "It's him! It's him! That's the guy right there! That's him!" Leo yelled and in front of me was someone who I never thought I would see again ever. Simmons "No" Simmons said "You've got to be kidding me" Sam said "Not again" I said 

"All right, meat store's closed! Everybody out!" Simmons said "When he says to go, you go" a lady said "Out! Right now. That means you, lady, right now" Simmons said 

"Wait a minute. You know this guy?" Leo asked "We're old friends" Sam said "Great friends" I said

"Old friends? You two are the case that shut down Sector Seven, got the kibosh disbanded. No more security clearance, no retirement, no nothing. All 'cause of you and your little criminal girlfriend and your hot sister. Look at her now, so mature. And your sister is still hot" Simmons said 

"Moron! Where's the whitefish?" the lady said pretty sure it was his Mom

I shook my head "Hey! Don't touch me with the pig" a guy yelled "Yakov!" Simmons yelled "What?" Yakov said "You don't get Christmas bonuses standing around! You want those new teeth you saw on Sky Mall?" Simmons asked 

"It's my dream" Yakov said "Help her out" Simmons said "You live with your mama?" I asked "No, my mama lives with me. It's a big difference. They've got your face all over the news, alien boy and girl" Simmons said 

"Yeah, we know" Sam said "And N.B.E.-one. Still kicking, huh? How did that happen? Don't answer. I don't know what you're hiding, but I don't want anything to do with it. So, good-bye. You never saw me. I got bagels to smear. Vanish" Simmons said

"Can you give me five seconds? Look, hold on, I need your help" Sam said "Reaaaally? You need my help?" "Alright that's it" I took out my gun and pointed "You listen to what Sam's says or I'm shooting your Meat store" he nodded 

"I need... Look, I am slowly losing my mind. Okay. I had a little crab-bot plunge a device deep into the soft tissues of my brain and started projecting little alien symbols like a freaking home movie! And on top of that, I'm a wanted fugitive. So, you think you got it rough?" Sam said

Simmons looked at him "You said it projected images off your brain?" Simmons asked "Right" "Meat locker, now!" Simmons said "Dead pigs" I said 

"Yuck" Mikaela said "What you're about to see is top secret... Do not tell my mother" Simmons said. 

He opened a door "Swine flu. Not good" Sam said "Now you know. Next time you eat a goat or a pig, there's a story behind it. Saaad little story" Simmons said. And down we went and so did we he was watching the news 

"Okay, files, files. We're talking about symbols. Ey! Still radioactive. Hands off. Okay, Cube-brain. Any of these look like the symbols you saw?" Simmons said "Where did you get these?" Sam asked

"Before I got fired, I poached S-7's crown jewel, over seventy five years of alien research, which points to one inescapable fact. The Transformers, they've been here a long, long time. How do I know? Archaeologists found these unexplained markings in ancient ruins all over the world. China. Egypt. Greece. Shot in 1932. These the symbols you're seeing in your head?"

"Yeah" 

"Same ones over here, right? So, tell me, how did they end up all drawing the same things? Aliens. And I think some of them stayed. Check this out. Project: Black Knife. Robots. In disguise. Hiding here all along. We detected radioactive signatures all across the country. I pleaded. On my knees with S-7 to investigate it, but they said the readings were infinitesimal, that I... was... obsessed! Me. Can you imagine that?"

"Megatron said that there was another Energon source here" "On Earth" "On Earth" I said "Another source?" Simmons said "For the love of-" I said 

"Okay? And that these symbols, the maps in my head, would lead him there" Sam said "You talked to your Autobot friends about this?" Simmons asked

I just looked at the pictures "No, no, no, the source is before them. Whatever the Energon source is, it predates them. It's before them" Sam said "So it comes before them" Simmons said

"Correct" "Well, then we're porked, unless we can talk to a Decepticon. I mean, I'm not on speaking terms with one of them" Simmons said "Actually, I am" Mikaela said.

 She brought a box "Let me out!" it yelled "This is going to be a little bit sad" Mikaela said.

She opened the box and it went at Sam "I will have so many Decepticons on your butt!" he yelled. I pulled out my gun and Mikaela a torch "Hey, behave!" Mikaela said 

"What is it, a Decepticon?" Sam asked "Yeah" "And you're training him?" I asked. "I'm trying to" she said "I spent my whole adult life combing the planet for aliens......and you're carrying around one in your purse like a little chihuahua" Simmons said 

"Huh? Do you want a throwdown, you pubic 'fro-head?" the Decepticon said

I watched it was too cute "I'm sorry. I'm so sorry about your eye, you know, but, if you're a good boy-" Mikaela said "Uh-huh? Uh-huh?" he said 

"-then I'm not gonna torch your other eye. Okay? I'm not gonna torch it. Just tell me what these symbols are. Please" she said and he did as he was told 

"All right. Uh. Oh, I know that. That's the language of the Primes. I don't read it, but these guys... Where the frick did you find photos of these guys?" he asked

"Is this they?" I asked showing him the pictures "Yeah. Seekers, pal. Oldest of the old. They've been here thousands of years, looking for something. I don't know what. Nobody tells me nothing, but they'll translate those symbols for you. And I know where to find them" he said 

"Show us" Simmons said. He turned towards a map and put some lights on it "Closest one's in Washington" Simmons said

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