I know that this spoof is old. I just thought of this pun, so yeah.
Clan: *trudging back home*
Rainstorm: *has a tiny scratch* Help! Help! I'm hurt from battle! I'm gonna die if I don't get treated!
Riverwind: Good. Because no one loves you anyways.
Blueberry: Okay, Thunderbolt, dab-*stops to see what Thunderbolt is doing.*
Thunderbolt: *doing the dab*
Blueberry: Thunderbolt, what are you doing?
Thunderbolt: The dab! Duh! You told be to do it!
Blueberry: *smacks head*
Rainstorm: *runs in with a tiny scratch* HELP! HELP! I'M GONNA DIE!!!!! *screeches with Blueberry poked it* AHHHHHHHHH!!!
Blueberry: *sarcastically* Yup. It is infected and the infection is gonna kill you. So get out. You will die any minute now.
Rainstorm: *screeches even louder* RIVERWIND!!! YOUR DEAR MATE IS GONNA DIE!!!
Riverwind: Shut it. I don't even love you.
Rainstorm: *sings* Hello darkness my old friend.
Blueberry: *pretends to check her watch* Oop! One more minute before you die, Rainstorm.
Rainstarom: *still singing* I've come to talk with you again. Because a vision softly creeping-*a boulder that still has Redflame stuck on it came crashing down and smushed Rainstorm*
Clan: Yipeeeeee!
Riverwind: YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES!!! RAINSTORM IS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!!!
Clan: Catmint? *holds catmint up to Riverwind's face.*
