Moonpool Is Dawnclan Territory

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This is when Rowanclaw is receiving his nine lives

Rowanclaw: I'm so scared! What if they turn me down?

Littlecloud: Don't worry. Nothing to worry about.

Meanwhile...in Dawnclan camp,

Graystone: I want Meadowheart to lead a patrol on the Moonpool territory. Take Skywing, Shadowpelt, Pineleaf, and Fluffytail. 

Meadowheart: Got it! *Races to wake those sleeping cats up*

Later...

Skywing: So we just see if anyone is at the Moonpool right?

Meadowheart: Right. 

Shadowpelt: And chase them off?

Meadowheart: Of course! Whoever is on our territory must be driven out!

Pineleaf: I can smell Shadowclan.

Meadowheart: Where?

Pineleaf: By the Moonpool.

Meadowheart: GOTTA DRIVE THEM OUT!

Pineleaf: WAIT!

Meadowheart: *Looking bored* What?

Pineleaf: Remember the Gathering? Blackstar died? So Rowanclaw is getting his nine lives. We shouldn't interfere.

Meadowheart: Whatever. 

Pineleaf: Good. Let's - 

Meadowheart: *interrupts* Go drive them off!

Pineleaf: *Facepalms*

Rowanclaw: Ok. Here we - 

Meadowheart: STOP RIGHT THERE!

Littlecloud: What is it this time? 

Shadowpelt: Get off our territory!

Littlecloud: Rowanclaw is receiving his nine lives! Do not interfere!

Pineleaf: That's what I said! After he receives his lives then he goes back to his territory!

Meadowheart: How can we trust them! They could hunt on our territory!

Fluffytail: If he is receiving his nine lives, then he couldn't eat any prey! Duh!

Skywing: So true. 

Pineleaf: I'm glad Skywing and my mate's sister has a brain. 

Shadowpelt: Excuse me?

Pineleaf: Ahem. I mean. I'm glad that Skywing and my mate's sister has a brain and Shadowpelt is very loyal. Better?

Shadowpelt: 🙄

Littlecloud: You guys should just let Rowanclawstar get his nine lives in peace.

Meadowheart: Of-

Pineleaf: *Cuts in* Of course! Let's go!

Meadowheart: Grrrrrr

Pineleaf shoves the rest of the patrol home. 

At camp...

Dawnstar: *screeches* MEADOWHEART! YOU. ARE. PUNISHED!!!! *voice as soft as honey* As for you, Pineleaf, you are now leader. 

Pineleaf: YAY!!!!

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Pineleaf: *wakes up* Awwwww. It was all a dream. 

Dawnfeatherstar: Hey! Pinestar! Get your lazy butt over here! 

Pineleafstar: Hello, Dawnstar.

Dawnfeatherstar: It's Dawnfeatherstar!

Pineleafstar: Uhhhhhhh. Ok. Where is Graystone?

Graystone: It's Yellowstone!

Pineleafstar: Ok. Um. Yellowstone, start organizing the patrols.

Yellowstone: I'm not deputy now.

Pineleafstar: WHAT! Who is deputy?

Yellowstone: Twirlheart. That is not her warrior name. Her warrior name is Twirlstep. Her sister's name is Swirlstep. 

Pineleafstar: Twirlheart? Do you mean Twirlstep?

Twirlheart: We were forced to change our names. 

Swirlstep: I'm Featherwing now!

Pineleafstar: I give up! Dawnfeatherstar, you're the new leader. Plus, I DON'T HAVE MY NINE LIVES YET!!!

Dawnfeatherstar: Chill, dude.

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Dawnfeatherstar: I AM NOW DAWNSTAR AGAIN!!!

Clan: DAWNSTAR! DAWNSTAR! DAWNSTAR!

Twirlheart: Yay! I'm Twirlstep now!

Featherwing: I'm Swirlstep!

Yellowstone: Good to be Graystone again. 

Dawnstar: NO MORE DAWNFEATHERSTAR!!!!!! YAY!!!!!

Pineleaf: *Yawns. Walks out of den* What did I miss?

Clan: *Shoots glare* Get him!

Pineleaf: But I'm leader!

Dawnstar: Not anymore!

Pineleaf: Ahhhhhhhh! *Gets picked up by cats* Where are we going?

Fluffytail: The lake! 

Riverstream: Throw 'em in! *Throws Pineleaf into lake* 

Clan: YAY!!! 

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