Kits and Mating

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Dawnstar: GUYS!!! WINDBREEZE IS EXPECTING KITS!!! WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO HAVE KITS!!!

Thunderbolt: Guys can't have kits...

Dawnstar: I KNOW THAT!!! YOU CAN FATHER KITS...

Shadowpelt: I don't want kits! All the pain wasted for scraps! I'd rather use the pain in battle!

Riverstream: Okay...Well, I'm-

Dawnstar: * to Shadowpelt* HOW DARE YOU!!! IS WINDBREEZE GOING TO BE THE ONLY SHE-KIT OF MINE HAVING KITS!!!

Thunderbolt: It's She-cat...and yes. Unless you have another litter, with another she-cat then you might...

Riverstream: I'm in love with a kit!

Dawnstar: HOLY SH-

Graystone: KEEP IT PG! 

Dawnstar: ...

Thunderbolt: I. am mates. With. TWIRLSTEP!!!

Dawnstar: ... *Big silence* ................................................ CONGRATULATIONS!!!!! *forgets about the question she asked* Hey, Shadowpelt, when are you going to have kits?

Shadowpel: AGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH!!!!!!!!!!!!! *explodes*

Dawnstar: Cool! HEY, MY SUBJECTS! COME WATCH THIS COOL FIREWORK!!!

Graystone:  (-‸ლ)

Clan: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! AHHHHHHHHHHH! 

Graystone:  (-‸ლ)

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