hello? (a mcu wrong number fanfic)

15. mistake? i think not

bucket

y/n
hi
i'm bored

bucket
hi bored, i'm bucky

y/n
nice to meet you bucky
i shall call you bucket

bucket
no, my name is bucky

y/n
bucket

bucket
i'm serious, it's bucky

y/n
your name is serious? what kind of a parent names their child that?
other than orion and walburga black, but they had weird ass names too

bucket
moving on...
why are you bored?

y/n
because shuri won't respond to me
i'm like 98% sure she's blocked me

bucket
i-
what did you do?

y/n
i was being "annoying" because every message i sent was a dad joke

bucket
i can see where she's coming from

y/n
but dad jokes are god tier humor

bucket
sure...

y/n
you literally used a dad joke like 2 minutes ago

bucket
yeah and?
never said it was funny

y/n
tell that to my "mom" who yelled at me because i couldn't stop laughing after you said "hi bored, i'm bucky."

bucket
i worry for you sometimes
scratch that
all the time

y/n
cool
moving on
have i told you the story of how i would run into trash cans in front of a store so they literally moved the trash cans away from there store front probably so they wouldn't be liable if i got hurt?

bucket
i-
no, no you didn't tell me

y/n
well i did
multiple times for about a year
every time i went to throw food away before going into the store
i'd fall over sometimes
once i fell over after running into the trash can and this elderly couple looked at me with pure disappointment in their eyes lmao
it was a tradition until they moved the trash can ;-;

bucket
my concern for your wellbeing has gone up
do i need to tell Nat

y/n
i feel like she'd understand for some reason

bucket
want to test that out ?
10 dollars, if she scolds you

y/n
bet
if she doesn't, i get to go to avengers tower

bucket
deal

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mom and bucket :))

bucky
y/n's been running into trash cans

nat
yes, and? they do stupid stuff like that all the time
it's their personality

y/n
thank youuuu
avengers tower here i come!!!!

bucket
oh god
what have i done
ʳᵉᵃᵈ

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a/n that trash can thing is a true story
i did that and they moved the trash can-