hello? (a mcu wrong number fanfic)

13. bullying steeb :)

losers
contains: bucket, мама, tony, steve, bruce, sam, clint, wanda, loki, thor, vision, scott, rhodey

y/n
steeb
steeb
steeb
steeb
steeb

steve
will you stop spamming y/n

y/n
no ❤️
guys plan is a go

steve
what plan?

bucky
the one you didn't follow when you jumped out of an airplane without a parachute

steve
ouch
what's actually going on

nat
i bet the only reason you took my knifes are because you couldn't stand looking at your ugly reflection 💅

steve
what do you mean by that

loki
she means your insecure ass can't handle looking at your reflection

steve
i am not insecure

tony
you can't even look at pictures from before a few years ago after i pointed out how bad your ass looked in that suit
i think that counts as insecurity

rhodey
it does
and don't forget how you try to be the best out of everyone to probably compensate for your insecurities

steve
?

wanda
you're confidence is inspiring ✨❤️

steve
see? someone agrees

wanda
inspiring me to close my eyes and never open them again 🧚‍♂️💫🌸

y/n
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call me daredevil because i do not see

tony
what

bucky
what

nat
what

tony
whAT

y/n
what?
i didn't say anything

clint
....okay...
steve you're a bitch

steve
is that all you have?

clint
yeah
i just have a deep hatred for you i can't really put into words

sam
ouch
but same
steve your a bitch

y/n
you're*

tony
y/n don't be a grammar nazi
and you know how much steve hates nazis

y/n
oh i know
but if he wants to fight we can fight
2am applebee's parking lot i'll be waiting old man

steve
kid, i don't want to hurt you

y/n
i'm a bad bitch you can't kill me!!!
so,,, come on snake lets rattle

steve
y/n i could actually kill you though

y/n
jokes on you i want to die
plus i bet your old ass can't handle my pure awesomeness
you'd immediately turn into a fossil

tony
i don't think that's how that works

y/n
i don't think you understand my immense power tin can

tony
hey hey hey, i thought we were roasting capsicle not me

y/n
that's what you think
your time will come

tony
what is that even supposed to mean?-
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