losers
contains: bucket, мама, tony, steve, bruce, sam, clint, wanda, loki, thor, vision, scott, rhodey
wanda
steeb are you carlos from big time rush because i swear i see you eat from your shield like a plate sometimes
y/n
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GUf7pPiZSNY
vision
*cue laugh track*
steve
what is it, like attack steve week or something?
...also you didn't see anything wanda
bucky
yes
yes it is
y/n
so the man admits to eating out of his shield
i n t e r e s t i n g
steve
what? i didn't admit to anything
y/n
unintentionally you did admit to it
bucky
can confirm steeb is carlos
he loves his shield
he cried for months when tony had it after the mess with the accords
steve
did not
bucky
did too
steve
did not
bucky
did too
steve
did too
bucky
see! you agree!
steve
damnit i was trying to do that physiology thing
y/n
watch your language you asshole
wanda
wAtCh YoUR pRoFAniTy
loki
w a t c h y o u r p r o f a n i t y
oh look we said the same thing
wanda
just mind reader tingz 😌
loki
yup ✌️
steve
whats that even supposed to mean??
loki
nothing you insolent fool
y/n
ever just think about how you could just be 500 small raccoons stacked in a trench coast and you just don't know it yet
bucky
everyday
every goddamn day 😭
clint
it's gotten to a point where i don't know what's real anymore ;-;
wanda
i am convinced that i am comprised of 5 dogs in a costume and no one can change my mind
loki
i think i'm like 17 snakes hiding in a giant hoodie and skinny jeans
y/n
so today is a they day?
loki
that would be correct
y/n
sweet
rhodey
what just happened
y/n
a eureka moment
an epiphany
a revelation
bucky
an aha moment
y/n
*everything turns to drawings as i scream TAKE ON ME*
tony
oh so now they're cultured
y/n
i have always been and will always be hip with the times
wanda
so hip they can barely see over their pelvis
y/n
but honestly tony my "mom" and dad forced me to listen to that shit until the point where i can't listen to 80s/90s top hits without wanting to slam my head into a table
tony
understandable
bucky
steeb is so old if he was hip he'd probably break
steve
you're older than me ??
bucky
i'm more spry and badass than you though
like come on have you seen my arm ??
y/n
oo i have!! it's really cool!
shuri showed me all the blue prints and shît
bucky
literally forgot you're dating a princess lmao
y/n
same
anyways i'm in a big time rush to leave the house because my "mom" wants to "spend some quality time" with me
her words not mine
loki
ew
talking to
p e o p l e
y/n
i know right
byeeeee
everyone
byee
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