Dear Whipped

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Dear whipped,

Let me skip to the very first thing I noticed in your letter. Did you just call me your girl? Oh, how cute. You’re such a softie at heart. That is so sweet.

Wait, so do you really think that I would get caught that easy. The girl who was caught was doing something else and not spying and yes she was a senior. But you still don’t know if I’m a senior or not. That is the one thing you need to learn that I’m smart enough to get caught. I know I sound too cocky for a girl but I’m just stating the facts. I’ve pulled pranks my entire life and I’ve never been caught and I know just how to pull strings to get my work done. Now if you think I’m a really sly girl then I should tell you that no I’m not. Actually I’m just skilled in what I do.

Okay, so I don’t know what to say more and I’m not that sappy to keep on saying how good you are and how hot you are. Wait, I’m already doing it. Ugh...whatever! I’m in a really weird mood and I’m really irritated at myself so yeah I will talk later.

You could just keep this letter in cupids love note. And before you ask no I don’t run that column; saving you the trouble.

Skyler

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