Biss's Point Of View
Blista and Bliss are gone. Thank Gawd! I couldn't make it one more day with that woman and the demon she calls a daughter! I am, of course, still like a boss! Anyways, it was Thanksgiving in our little home in Montana. Oh, who am I kidding? Our house is huge! How do you thing Burgandy can handle me? I still don't know if she can. Ha. Anyways, yeah I say anyways a lot so deal with it! Anyways, Thanksgiving is supposed to be a holiday of, well, giving thanks. Well, to me it all about the food, baby! I'm in it for the turkey, bro! The turkey is the main part of the meal. I don't know why, I mean their nt even pretty to look at. I was going to get that turkey. It shall be mine! Now give me some privacy while I pee in Burgandy's shoe.
Burgandy's Point Of View
"Biss!" I shouted.
He had peed in my shoe for the second time this week. I am seriously thinking about getting him a diaper.
"Yes, Burgandy dear?" he shouted back.
"Clean my shoe! I have got a lotta planing to do for Thanksgiving!" I said back.
"Kay, I will do it soon!"
I went to get the turkey ready. I looked and looked, but oh my gawd, where is the stupid turkey! Biss! Was this done with the help of Biss? I shall find out.
"Biss! Get your neon butt in here!"
When he came, he asked what I wanted.
"I demand to know where the turkey is!"
I didn't even need to ask. The last bit of the turkey was in his mouth.
"BISS!" I screamed. "Its a good thing I prepared for this!"
I walked over to the oven and pulled out a ready to searve, beautiful, delicious looking turkey.
"DON"T YOU EVEN DARE, BISS!"
I watched him lick his lips. Well, so much for that turkey. Looks like we are eating out, again.
Happy Thanksgiving!
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The Talking Unicorn That Ate Your Bacon And Likes To Sniff Strawberries
FantasyOkay, so this isn't one of those "Once upon a time" fairytales. This is a story of a cocky, colorful, pain in the butt unicorn with a major attitude problem!!
