The Talking Unicorn That Ate Your Bacon And Likes To Sniff Strawberries

Secrets spilled and curses revealed- part one

I know I shouldn't have, but I set off to find Biss. I found his keychain back down the trail a little, so I knew I was going the right way. 

"Biss!" I screamed. 

Just then a weak voice whimpered, "Burgandy?"

"Biss!" I looked around and then heard snickering. 

"You totally fell for it!" Biss was peeping out from behind a rock inside of a mysterious looking cave. 

"I read the note. I didn't know you felt that way."

"Um, How do you feel?"

"I feel like we have some making out to do!" 

I have to admit, I really sounded super trampy, but I have wanted be with Biss ever since I met him. I just wish it wasn't weird for a girl to date a unicorn.

"I feel the same way." 

Just then, everything bad in my life was instantly wiped away, leaving a clean slate. The butterflies in my stomach were gone, and I was now experiencing a little thing called true love.