"Hey, Biss?" I shouted.
"Yeah, Burgandy? The boss man is at your service!" Biss shouted back.
"Boss man? Really?" I retorted. "Have you met Blista?" I pointed to the lady unicorn in the doorway.
"Um, ya."
"Good. She's staying with us for a while, and you better treat her good or I will kick you where a man shouldn't be kicked!"
Blista laughed. She liked me. She hated Biss with a burning passion, however. I had to laugh at the thought of them first meeting. I wish I could of been there. Biss pulled me to the side.
"What is Ragedy-Ann doing here?" he scoweled.
"Don't you want to be her Andy?" I smirked back.
"Shes mean to me." he whined back.
"Well, burns leave Blisters, or in this case, Blistas."
I laughed at my own joke. Somebody finally put Biss in place! Wonder how long that will last.....
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The Talking Unicorn That Ate Your Bacon And Likes To Sniff Strawberries
FantasyOkay, so this isn't one of those "Once upon a time" fairytales. This is a story of a cocky, colorful, pain in the butt unicorn with a major attitude problem!!
