[Wednesday, June 16th, 2010 - 3:42 AM]
Haz: LOUIS
Tommo: you're late
Haz: THEY STOLE MY TEETH
Tommo: that's your excuse?
Haz: THEY'RE GOING TO SELL THEM TO THE TOOTH FAIRY AND KEEP THE PROFITS FOR THEMSELVES
Tommo: haz, have you been sniffing more of that glue recently? cause you're sounding proper insane today
Haz: oh my god you're right
Tommo: why have you stopped using punctuation and capitals, this isn't right
Haz: THEY DRUGGED ME
Haz: THAT'S WHY I CAN'T REMEMBER ANYTHING
Tommo: wait, hang on, is today the 16th?
Haz: it's ur mum o'clock
Tommo: no, it's time to stop
Haz: it's time for you to get a better attitude
Tommo: oh boy, this is gonna be a long conversation
Tommo: hazza, was today wisdom teeth removal day?
Haz: but i don't want them to take my wisdom, boobear
Tommo: i'm fairly sure they've already taken it
Haz: how am i supposed to tell you all the facts?
Haz: i think i'm gonna cry
Tommo: no, no, it's okay, you can still tell me all the facts
Tommo: we can even learn new fact together
Haz: no thank you, lou. i don't want to learn anymore
Tommo: what, that's outrageous
Tommo: all you do is learn
Haz: last time i checked this isn't school so my brain will remain off
Tommo: but-
Haz: we're moving on
Tommo: god, you're bossy
Haz: louis, if you were a chair
Tommo: i've no idea where this could be going
Haz: would you want me to sit on you?
Tommo: ...
Tommo: harry fecking styles
Tommo: that is a brilliant question
Tommo: where do you come up with these
Haz: enough, enough, how am i supposed to remain humble with all this praise?
Tommo: ah-mazing question
Tommo added Payno to the chat.
Tommo: liam, you've got to here this one
Tommo: harry's just asked, if i was a chair
Haz: hi i'm harry, i came up with this
Tommo: would i want him to sit on me?
Payno: Fascinating information, thanks for waking me up for this, you two
Haz: you're welcome
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