[Tuesday, June 1st, 2010 - 5:56 AM]
Haz: I'm exhausted, I think I better head off to bed.
Tommo: is there even a point if we need to be up in 3 hours?
Haz: Ah, not me, mate.
Haz: I'm nocturnal now.
Tommo: is that right?
Tommo: how have you been going to school then?
Haz: Right, sorry, I forgot you're a dinosaur.
Tommo: i prefer the term 'cap after he woke up in modern day'
Haz: There's this thing called technology, okay? Following so far?
Tommo: oh, sod off
Haz: Lemme spell it out for you - I N T E R N E T.
Tommo: how do you think i'm communicating with you right now then, smart ass?
Haz: Potato.
Tommo: on that note, i'm leaving
Haz: Alright, good night, Lou.
Tommo: night, h
Haz: Oh, wait I forgot to mention something.
Haz: I found this new song that I think you should check out.
Tommo: cool, great
Haz: I'll send the link tomorrow.
Tommo: sounds good
Tommo: night, h
Haz: Good night, Lou.
Tommo: do you think lights could be sentient?
Haz: No.
Tommo: ok
Tommo: night, h
Haz: Good night, Lou.
Tommo: could aliens be real?
Haz: Oh, don't get me started on that right now.
Haz: But for the record, they most definitely are.
Tommo: do you think they're watching us?
Haz: Us?
Haz: Definitely not.
Tommo: right then, good to know
Haz: You're too boring for them to observe.
Tommo: that was an unnecessary jab
Haz: What? I'm just being honest, wouldn't want the fame to go to your head.
Haz: I mean you already won't shut up about the MILLIONS of boys lining up at your doorstep, so could you imagine how ANNOYING you would be if there were intergalactic boys thrown into the mix too?
Haz: God, I don't think we would ever be able to have a normal conversation again.
Tommo: you're just jealous that the aliens like me more
Haz: Agree to disagree?
Tommo: that's what losers say
Haz: You must say it quite often then.
Tommo: *reverse uno card*
Haz: Weak.
Tommo: christ, i'm turning into you now, aren't i?
Haz: I dunno.
Haz: Tell me a fact then. That's the only way we'll be able to tell.
Tommo: well, i've heard that hippo milk is pink.
Haz: YOU USED PUNCTUATION AND EVERYTHING!!
Haz: LOUIS TOMLINSON.
Haz: YOU'RE ME.
Tommo: oh god, oh god, i thought this was just in me nightmares.
Haz: Next thing I know, you'll be shaving your legs.
Tommo: never.
Haz: Maybe you'll get better speed on the football field.
Tommo: that is actually a good point, hazza.
Haz: The smooth surface will give you better aerodynamics.
Tommo: you know you've got me proper curious now.
Tommo: i'll do it, but only for the purpose of science.
Tommo: i wonder if i've got any of them razors around here.
Haz: Ah, now's a bad time. You'll be more sloppy if you're tired.
Haz: We wouldn't want your first time to hurt, now would we?
Tommo: that's what she said
Haz: And he's back.
Haz: Intellectual Lou was fun while he lasted.
Tommo: legend says he only comes around every 17 years
Haz: See you in 2027 then.
Tommo: oi
Tommo: don't be a shit
Haz: Wasn't I supposed to be asleep right now?
Tommo: oh yeah
Tommo: i think we said we were gonna do that
Haz: Good night, Lou.
Tommo: night, h
Tommo: wait, but lumière from beauty and the beast is a sentient light
Haz: Sweet god, you're right.
Tommo is typing...
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Short Storya witty story about two idiots who meet over the internet ft. dad jokes
