The Talking Unicorn That Ate Your Bacon And Likes To Sniff Strawberries

The Lady Unicorn

"Bye Biss!" I shouted down the hall.

"Salutations, Burgandy!" he shouted back.

I was ready to leave for the last day of school, but oh darn it, that meant a whole summer home with Biss! Biss has been extra talkitive lately. Lucky me. I looked outside to see the bus was here. 

"Be good Biss." I said, under my breath. I knew that would be one of the most legthly tasks for him. 

BISS'S POINT OF VIEW

I watched Burgandy leave, knowing it was her last day of school. Wow. That Burgandy can sure party! We stayed up all night giving it all we got. Nah, I'm just kidding. For some reason, Burgandy has been acting all "responsible" and junk like that lately. Its starting to annoy me, too. 

I am just one of those unicorns that like to party and have fun. You know, hang like its nineteen sixty-nine, bro! But no, with Burgandy, its lights out at nine. I don't know, though. She seems to have a lot of stress on her hands and shoulders lately. Maybe I should give her some credit. Its almost summer, anyways. Goodbye, stress! 

I looked out on the lawn to see something beautiful. A lady unicorn, standing there in the sunlight. She was a pale pink, and her horn sparkled on this wonderful day. I started drooling, and soon I was struting out there like a boss. She was mine! Yeah buddy!

"Why hello there, miss." I struted up and said. "How you doin?"

"Pretty good. Who are you?" she asked.

"The names Biss, and I'm like a boss!"

"My name is Blista and I think you should get away from me before I take that horn right off your head and throw it right over the rainbow."

She struted off, leaving me speechless. I love you, Blista!