“What’s happening?” I attempted in what I hoped was a sexy celebrity voice.
“No no lad, its Vas Happenin” Louis corrected me for the 100th time with a sigh.
I frowned and crossed my arms huffily.
“But its grammatically incorrect, why would anyone walk around saying vas happenin vas happenin?!”
Who in the right mind would ?
Choosing to ignore my rant, Louis jumped up excitedly, “YES JIMMY AGREED ! YOU GOT IT RIGHT !” it came out as a squeal as he added in an undertone, "finally"
I glanced around in confusion.
“Who’s Jimmy?”
“Oh never mind,” he replied with a wave of his hand and a chuckle, still looking ecstatic with me finally getting the words right.
Vas happening, seriously.
So A Direction, crap. I mean One Direction was having a concert on Saturday and since we had no idea how to reverse this switch, yet - so I had to sing and act like ... Zayn Malik.
Just thinking about it had my stomach in knots with dinosaurs prancing, and not lightly. To help me, the boys decided to have me take classes ; I have “How to talk like Zayn Malik” classes with Louis, “How to dance like Zayn Malik” classes with Liam, “How to handle screaming girls like Zayn Malik” with Harry and “How to dress like Zayn Malik” with Niall.
Why no How To Get Zayn Malik back ?!
Oh look I’ve learnt all their names by heart, surprise surprise.
Thats only because they keep screaming it at me every time I call them something else. They make me want to pelt them with skittles. It’s been almost 4 hours since I woke up in this new body and I can’t say I love this experience but I don’t hate it either.
These boys are definitely not hard on the eyes so I have been appreciating the sights, alot. Oh crap I'm in Zayns body, a guys body ! I can’t be thinking this - they’re boys, I’m a boy. We’re all boys !
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH.
“What are you thinking about?” Louis asked in amusement, his eyes scanning my face - well Zayns face, probably picking up on my mini internal freak out session.
“Um nothing just .. um boys I ..” I muttered incoherently, looking away.
“Alrighty, so Zayn does this thing where he bites his bottom lip when he’s nervous. It makes the girls go absolutely bonkers !”
I sighed, chewing on my bottom lip absentmindedly before I realised I was doing exactly as he asked.
“It seems like everything he .. - I do makes the girls go crazy,” I replied wryly.
At this he smirked but continued, “and you like to move your hands around when you’re talking, I haven’t the faintest idea why but maybe its because you like to show off your tattoos.”
My what ?
“..tattoos..?” I repeated as I glanced down at my arms. How the hell did I miss this?! “Holy smokes I have tattoos! " I look exactly like the walls covered in graffiti in the subway.
"Oh my gosh I’m walking graffiti!” I said, freaking out.
Louis coughed aloud to hide his laughter before he added, " Zayn would prefer walking masterpiece "
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I've Switched Bodies With Zayn Malik !!!
Fanfiction[ISBWZM] What would you do if one morning you woke up in someone else's body? And that somebody just happened to be an internationally renowned pop star. Meet Mia-Skye Peproméno, an ordinary high school girl who ends up in an extraordinary situation...
