I Have Finally Achieved Enlightenment...

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I now know what CHRISTMAS stands for.

Capitalist

Heathen

Ritual

Involving

Spending

Time,

Money

And

Sanity

I have achieved enlightenment. As you can probably tell, I don't really get this whole 'Christmas Spirit' thing that people waste months ranting about.

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