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Dave! You(hg)naught.

"Ok so may you please start by telling us your name?" I ask.

"M-my name?" He studders.

"Yes." I reply calmly.

"I'm Dave."

"Your full name please."

"Dave," he paused, "Dave ah, Dave explination mark Youghnaut." He mumbled.

"And how, did you get this name?" I ask.

"Well," he starts, "my parents were both the last I'm thiere family so when they got offered to change thiere last name they, of course, said Youghnaut."

"And then they had you."

"Yup."

"Interesting, well what was it like growing up with an extremist?"

"They prefur the term Fangirl and Fanguy."

"Ok. Well how did it feel?"

"Well, it was Wierd the looks I got when I sighned a form. Once I even had to bring in my birth certificate to prove it. And Im not allowed to watch tv. Just the yogscast on the laptop plugged into the screen. It just," he begins to cry, "its so hard!"

"It's ok, we feel you. Now, last question. Do you share the love of the fandom?"

"No!"

He leaves and I hand him a box of tissues.
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