no homo > larry au [completed]

four

harry turned 21 shoot me in my vagina

ok enjoy and thanks for all the lovely comments ilysm and check out that pic lmao ok

NO HOMO > LARRY AU

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louist91: wanna know what i just noticed

harrystyles: louis its like three am

louist91: i just noticed that light bugs have really big butts

harrystyles: yes they do

harrystyles: why're you up so early?

louist91: idk i can't sleep

harrystyles: have you tried milk?

louist91: no thats gay af

harrystyles: but it works

louist91: no it doesn't

harrystyles: well, have you tried soothing music?

louist91: my music isn't soothing

harrystyles: why not?

louist91: bc its like bOOM BOOM BOOM SCREWEEEEEEAAMMMM YEAAHHAHAHAH

harrystyles: oh wow

louist91: yeah basically

harrystyles: how about i tell you a bedtime story

louist91: im not a baby

harrystyles: you'll be my baby for the night

harrystyles: don't you dare comment on that

louist91: okay, daddy

harrystyles: you just

harrystyles: anyways on with the story

harrystyles: once upon a time there was a prince named louis

louist91: oh wow, where'd you come up with that name

harrystyles: sh im telling a story

harrystyles: anyways prince louis was very very happy in his kingdom and he loved where he lived and he had kittens to play with and puppies and little cute hampsters that didn't bite and his life was just perf

louist91: were there pigeons

harrystyles: yes, many pigeons!

louist91: im scared of pigeons

harrystyles: oh

harrystyles: then there wasn't any pigeons

louist91: what kind of place doesn't have pigeons

harrystyles: this place was specially built just for prince louis and so there was no pigeons

louist91: ok cool

harrystyles: anyways, one day louis was sitting on his throne and looking down at the entire city and he spotted someone

louist91: omg harry i think this story is working

harrystyles: wait really

louist91: yeah it's so boring that im getting sleepy

harrystyles: rude

harrystyles: fine then we'll pick up the pace

harrystyles: anyways the person that louis spotted was a witCH

louist91: yawn

harrystyles: who was also a stripper

louist91: interesting

harrystyles: and she tried to take over louis' kingdom so she rubbed her booty all over him in hopes to distract him so she could steal his crown

louist91: oooh

harrystyles: but just as it was gettin good a wandering knight buRSTED THROUGH THE WINDOW AND WAS LIKE BE GONE YOU STRIPPER WITCH

louist91: fight fight fight

harrystyles: AND THEN THE STRIPPER WITCH WAS LIKE BRING IT ON YOU KNIGHT AND SO THEY GOT INTO A TUSSLE AND THE WANDERING KNIGHT WAS LIKE DIE YOIUS TUPID STRIPPER WITHC

louist91: this is pretty intense

harrystyles: AND THEN BIOOONMMSBOOM THE KNIGHT STABBED THE STRIPPER WITCH WITH HIS SWORD AND SHE WENT POOF INTO DUST

louist91: dayum

harrystyles: and so the knight fixed his armor and stuff and prince louis was so impressed and he was like oh you wandering knight what is your name?

harrystyles: and the knight was all like you can call me *looks off into the distance* harry

louist91: i totally called it

harrystyles: and prince louis like swooned and stuff but then he said oh harry how could i ever repay you

harrystyles: and so harry the knight said, perhaps with a...

louist91: good butt fuck

harrystyles: nO A KISS

louist91: same thing

harrystyles: anyways and then like prince louis was like heck yeah and then they shared a nice lovely kiss the end

louist91: my favorite part was the stripper witch

harrystyles: so are you sleepy yet

louist91: yeah a little bit but i need one more thing

harrystyles: like what?

louist91: you to cuddle

harrystyles: go to bed you little flirt

louist91: ok ok

louist91: but no homo tho

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im listening to ready to run

this time im reADY TO RUNNN

ok yeah

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