no homo > larry au [completed]

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QUICK QUESTION 1 2 3 GO

im writing a horror fic called barbaric and I wanna know which description sounds better

comment butter on the one u like the best

"you hate your parents? boo hoo, kid. I murdered my parents."

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"you want a tip? fine, I'll give you one: stay away from me. trust me, kid. everything ends badly when I'm around; and not for me."

ps u guys should read it when it's published juss sayin

ENJOY THE CHAPTEERRRRR

NO HOMO > LARRY AU
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harrystyles: I JUST CAME UP WITH A REALLY FUNNY JOKE

louist91: I'm going to block you

harrystyles: NO ITS FUNNY I PROMISE

louist91: get away from me

harrystyles: LOUIS CMON PLEASE

louist91: no

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louist91: FINE TELL ME THE JOKE

harrystyles: OK SO MY FRIEND WAS PUTTING EYELINER ON ME AND SHE WAS LIKE THIS IS REALLY HARD TO PUT ON SOMEONE ELSE SO I WAS LIKE MAYBE YOU SHOULD JUST

harrystyles: WING IT

harrystyles: GETTTTTTT ITTTTTTT

louist91: I have so many questions

louist91: first of all, why

louist91: second of all, why was your friend putting eyeliner on you

louist91: third of all, W H Y

harrystyles: was my joke funny

louist91: I refuse to answer that question

harrystyles: meanie

harrystyles: I can tell you another one

louist91: PLEASE DONT

harrystyles: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT MY JOKES ARE GREAT

louist91: every time you tell a joke, a young baby DIES

harrystyles: I think you meant LAUGHS

louist91: no I didn't I meant DIES