no homo > larry au [completed]

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NO HOMO > LARRY AU

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louist91: help

louist91: harry

louist91: answer pls

harrystyles: what

louist91: help help help

louist91: pLS

harrystyles: louis??

louist91: I NEED HELP

harrystyles: louis, is there something wrong??

louist91: i really need help!!!

harrystyles: whats the problem??

louist91: there's a fire

harrystyles: what?! what's on fire?!?

harrystyles: louis?!

harrystyles: louis, answer me!!! are you ok?

louist91: this girl

harrystyles: what?!!

louist91: this giRL IS ON FIIREEE

harrystyles: what

harrystyles: wait

harrystyles: you little

louist91: get it

harrystyles: im gonna ugh

louist91: bc the song

harrystyles: i was worried you poop

louist91: the song by wendy williams

harrystyles: what

louist91: the song

harrystyles: it's not by wendy williams...

louist91: wtf yes it is

harrystyles: no

harrystyles: it's by alicia keys

louist91: wtf same thing

harrystyles: no its nOT

louist91: what's the difference??

louist91: they're both women

harrystyles: they're two different people!!!!

louist91: they're both black

harrystyles: LOUIS

louist91: what?

harrystyles: this makes me wonder

louist91: wonder what

harrystyles: how many more things don't you know

louist91: im just uneducated

louist91: educate me

harrystyles: what's something you want to know

louist91: how big ur dick is

harrystyles: ok then let's talk about current events

louist91: are u just gonna dodge that perfectly good flirting attempt

harrystyles: yes

harrystyles: so what about kim kardashian

louist91: i don't get what's so special about her

harrystyles: she's pretty i guess

louist91: im prettier

harrystyles: and she's got some junk in the trunk

louist91: my junk is even bigger

louist91: my junk is so big it doesn't even fit in the trunk

harrystyles: that's some pretty big junk

louist91: it is

harrystyles: wait wanna hear a joke

louist91: what kind of joke

harrystyles: a joke about kim kardashian

louist91: idk sure

harrystyles: what do you call kim kardashian after she gets in a car accident

louist91: idk dead

harrystyles: LOUIS

louist91: what?!

harrystyles: THAT'S SO MORBID OMG

louist91: well then what do you call her??

harrystyles: KIM CARCRASHIAN

louist91: oh

louist91: that's funny

harrystyles: OMSHKJHS

harrystyles: YOU'RE AWFUL

louist91: no im not im a little bunny

harrystyles: with lots of junk in the trunk??

louist91: exactly

harrystyles: you're crazy

louist91: i bet you're crazy too

harrystyles: ???

louist91: ya know

harrystyles: ...

louist91: in the sheets

harrystyles: LOUIS

louist91: but like no homo tho

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i updated bc it's my birthday yay

chapter dedicated to me bc im da bes

so yeah

this chapter seemed long idk

ok yeah bye and follow me here and on twitter ily

(ramblouing)

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