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Clary: okay but guys I don't think you all realise Claire is the biggest nerd on Earth
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Claire:

Claire: Wowzers, what gave it away?

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Claire: Wowzers, what gave it away?

Clary: well for starters, the Bazinga shirt you're wearing and the MEGALOVANIA blasting on your earphones

Claire: Oh wow, that is literally only the tip of the nerdy iceberg

Claire: if you think that's all
Claire: Honey, you've got a big storm coming
Claire: *strikes pose*

Jon: noice, a vine reference

BeckyD: I have seen a Dragon dictionary on her phone
BeckyD: would you call that 'nerdy'?

Claire: First off, it's Dovahtinvaak. Secondly, how else am I supposed to read Word Walls?

Clary: I'm W h E e Z I n G

Jon: TBH I'm fairly nerdy too

Clary: This doesn't concern you Blue Boy

Angela: I'm confused. Is nerd an insult? It was back in my day

Claire: Angie, back in your day? You're like two or three years older than us

Angela: Well, a lot's changed, I guess??

Claire: But to answer your question, no, nerd isn't really an insult anymore.
Claire: at least as far as I'm aware

Jon: Why can't people be this civil with me??? Rude

Claire: Besides, people who use nerd as an insult are actually just insulting themselves by implying that the person they're 'insulting' is more intelligent and culturally aware than them.  

Claire: Jon, Angela is someone whom we regard with respect because she is a literal blessing and she and Vee are the only people on camp with more than three brain cells

Belle: Wow.
Belle: Are you just gonna
Lorelai: Ignore us
BeckyD: Like that?

Clary: This is priceless XD

Claire: Yeah Athena kids sure you're smart but just because you think twice before wrestling with a snake doesn't mean you didn't wrestle with it

Belle: Why a snake?

Claire: Hiss hiss

BeckyD: Why is Claire acting like a snake?

Claire: aCtInG???

Claire: I will have you know that I am a pile of snakes in a skin suit

Clary: Of course, that explains the poor sense of fashion.

Claire: Hiss hiss

Leo: Hiss hiss

Jon: Hiss hiss

Clary: Oh my gods Jon they're having a moment

Leo: Moment? Hiss

Claire: Yeah what mean

Claire: Moment, hiss?

Claire: Also shush my sense of fashion is amazing what is there to hate about flannel

Claire: Specifically yellow flannel

Claire: It's so cute and bright and pattern-y

Belle: Pattern-y? Wow.


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