This chapter is dedicated to Monica Grady for obvious reasons. Me and Satan have been fans for 4 years now and the recent comet landing made her famous. We are so proud :'). She got very exited about that comet and ended up hugging her one true future husband. David. We ship them hard, they had only just met. Lets just hope she isn't already married, or that would be awkward.
I haven't included any shades of red to this chapter because I thought Monica Grady was worth celebrating. I'm feeling a bit 'offeringly' today. Don't know why. She swallowed a fly. Perhaps she'll die.
Hope she doesn't. Whoever 'she' is. That would be tragic. There would have to be like a funeral and stuff. Can't be dealing with that. Although because I don't know who 'she' is, I suppose I wouldn't have to go. Cool!
DANICA FOREVEZ!
Danica Danica Danica Danica Danica Danica Danica Danica Danica Danica!...
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FanfictionThis story is a story. It shall be about red. This story has absolutely nothing to do with stuff, just red. Ok? Glad we got that sorted.