Hello children.
Today I will be teaching you about the first shade if red in a possible series of reddiness and ready meals.
First of all you will need to know that the big arc like thing that you sometimes see when it rains, unless you live in a cave, is called a redbow. This bow has most of the different shades of red in it.
If you are still with me then well done so far👍. I shall give you a sticker. A virtual sticker. It's glued on. With super glue. Just for added affect.
The first shade of red that I'm going to teach you today is called NORMAL RED. This is the easiest red to learn. It is the colour that is shown in the image for this chapter. Alpacas. They have nothing to do with this chapter. Just so you know. Incase you thought they did.
Well done everybody, you have successfully completed stage one! come back anytime, preferably before the end of the world, to see the next one. 🉐Elk.
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ABOUT 30ish SHADES OF REEEEED
FanfictionThis story is a story. It shall be about red. This story has absolutely nothing to do with stuff, just red. Ok? Glad we got that sorted.
