Ashton’s POV:
“Shut up this is a serious matter here” I stated bluntly before turning to face Janice once again, “You are 16 there is no way in hell I am buying you fully lace underwear or bras or whatever it is you girls wear under your clothes.”
“You really don’t have much of a say in what I wear” Janice stated with an eyebrow raised, “and besides I’ve already got lacy underwear, mum bought me some last year”
My mouth dropped open in shock,
“She WHAT?!” I all but shouted in the middle of Victoria’s Secret, I was probably causing a scene but I really didn’t care at this moment.
“Calm down Ass, it’s just under wear” Soraya stated with an amused smirk on her face, “It’s not the end of the world”
“Yeah? Well why don’t you bestow your expert girl knowledge and find her some underwear, since you seem to be oh so good at it” I stated with a glare, she merely shrugged,
“Fine then, “ and with that she slipped past me, bra still on her arm I might point out, and pulled Janice with her into another isle.
I let out a frustrated growl and ran a hand through my hair, messing up the already messy style, before following after them with a scowl. When I walked over to them they were giggling and I knew this wasn’t going to be good,
“Hey Ass, come here” Soraya called holding something behind her back and smirking
“Sure thing Ray” I said with dull enthusiasm, because I swear if she held up another pair of lacy underwear for my sister I was going to yell,
“Well try not to sound too happy about it” she stated with an amused look,
“What do you want?” I asked bluntly, already regretting coming over here when she pulled out a florescent pink see-through lacy bra from behind her back,
“What size would you say you are?” She asked holding it up against me as I gaped at her, “Bout a B Cup?” She tilted her head to the size in thought, I blinked a few times before randomly feeling offended,
“You think I’d only be a B-cup?” I asked in shock, “These babies are at least a C”
“Hmm your right, give me a second” She stated as she dropped the bra, causing me to instinctually catch it as it fell down my body and flouncing off down the aisle only to return a minute later.
“Now what?” I asked with an eyebrow raised as she grinned manically at me,
“This one is so you, it’ll bring out your eyes and it’s your size and everything!” She exclaimed excitedly as she held up yet another bra, only this time it was thin, stringy and had a matching pair of panties.
It was also distinctly sugar coated.
My jaw practically hit the floor as she held up the pair of edible underwear.
“Now that is sure to rub in uncomfortable ways…” I trailed off with my eyebrows practically in my hair line before a thought hit me and I smirked at her, “Although by the way you found that so quickly I would say you already knew that.”
“I might” she shrugged,
“That’s something I will have to say I am looking forward to seeing,” I winked and licked my lips seductively, she just rolled her eyes,
“In your dreams, Ass” She stated tossing the set towards me,
“Oh don’t worry it will certainly be in my dreams tonight”
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Dude...Thats Not a Guy
HumorSoraya's a girl that hasn't had the best of lives, bouncing from foster home to foster home. She also has a fear of touching people, ever since the ...incident. Ashton's the guy that has it all, friends, popularity and a great family. What happens...
