Ninjago Texting

Gangster Zane

For FluffyBunsHD.
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Zane has logged on
Zane: hey yall!!
Jay: you okay Zane?
Zane: bruh, plz. I'm toats fine!
Nya: tf?
Kai: why are you talking weirdly?
Zane: wat do u mean? I'm talking normally.
Pixal: no you really are not.
Zane: sorry love. Is it annoying you?
Pixal: no of course not!
Cole: no, it is very annoying.
Zane: oh please Cole, a unicorn is more believable than you.
Jay: DAAAAANNNGGGG!
Cole: did.. did Zane just roast me?
Lloyd: barely.
Zane: oh like you're the one to talk Lloyd.
Lloyd: excuse me?
Zane: you are the reason your species is a failure.
Kai: at least We can understand metaphors!!
Zane: srsly Kai? I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and poop out a better comeback than that.
Nya: this is surprisingly entertaining.
Kai: u just hurt my feelings Zane. 😢
Zane: sorry, you must have mistaken me for someone who gives a crap.
Pixal: 🤣🤣🤣
Cole: okay Zane, that's enough.
Zane: jeez, who peed in your breakfast?
Cole: oh sorry, was I supposed to be offended?
Zane: that was the intention, yes.
Jay: can I have a go now?
Kai: sure, why not.
Jay: okay... umm....
Jay: you are the reason god created the middle finger.
Pixal removed Jay
Pixal: no one allocutions to my intimate jibing so.
Zane: Aww! It's cute when you use words I don't understand!
Pixal: but you do understand them.
Zane: I know. I just wanted to flirt with you. 🤍💜🤍💜
Kai: oh yeah... well... uhh.
Kai: you're so ugly that you made pikachu want to get into his pokèball!!
Zane: I would call you retarded but that would be an insult to retards.
Nya: this is the most fun I've had in months.
Kai: wanna repeat that in person?
Zane: ugh. No thanks. I can try to schedule you in for a timeline where I actually care about you.
Kai: I'm warning you Zane!
Zane: what, about your face? Little late for that isn't it?
Lloyd: spectacular. 😅
Kai: people clap when they see you. They clap their hands over their eyes.
Cole: are you still trying to win this Kai?
Zane: apparently.
Nya: just give up Kai. He's clearly beaten you.
Kai: not yet he hasn't.
Zane: illiterate.
Kai: you got any more?
Zane: every second I look at your face is another year of therapy!
Kai: why u looking at ma bootiple face? U gay bro?
Lloyd: I was wondering how long it would be until someone pulled the 'u gay' insult.
Zane: y u wanna know Kai?
Kai: crap. He knows the comeback.
Cole: do you forfeit?
Kai: NEVER!!!
Kai: I SHALL MAKE YOU SAADDDD!!!!
Pixal: I think it's best if we stop this now.
Zane: just a few more.
Kai: YOU SMELL!
Zane: ......
Lloyd: 👏👏👏👏
Cole:👏👏👏👏
Nya: 👏👏👏👏
Zane: alright. I forfeit.
Kai: WOOHOOO!!!!
Pixal: you still did great Zane.
Zane: thanks Pix. 🤍💜🤍💜
Pixal and Zane have logged off.
Everyone else has logged off