ok guys so i don't know much about the renaissance but somebody liked my book and their username had leonardo in it so i got inspired to write some renaissance smut! enjoy!
leonarod took off his shell... then his toenail. michaelongo was skatin and eatin pizza. ok wait seriously how the fuck did these guys paint? they're turtles! get it? because the turtles are named after the painters! ok now for the real story. michaelongoelo took off his paint and his renaissance was oozing with passion. leonarod started wait a minute guys i know that leonardo dicaprio painted mona lisa but wasn't he also in titanic? was the renaissance that recent? i didn't know that. they sexily painted the ceiling to that one building that burned down. i think it was the twin towers. michaelongo knows jesus. fuck this is so hot i can't write this anymore i need to go masturbate.
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stranger things one shots
Romance[#1 in softener] short stories about every character from stranger things!! (smut warning)
