A couple were driving to a comedy club when they passed a decent looking bar.
"That looks like a nice bar to have a drink," said the boyfriend.
"I found my first husband there," the girlfriend stated.
"Was it love at first sight?"
"No, that's where I found him with somebody else!"
(My mom literally said this to her boyfriend the other night at the way to a comedy club. Like fuck.)
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