[148] Satan Worshippers Kill and Eat Four Russian Teenagers

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Satan Worshippers Kill and Eat Four Russian Teenagers after stabbing each of them 666 times.

That sounds exhausting, I'm sorry.

They killed them after they stabbed them 666 times? How does that much stabbing not kill someone all on it's own?

Do you think any of them lost count?

"476, 477, 479... wait shit, Steve I think I fucked up. Should I start over?"

Instead of doing all that work couldn't they have just killed three Russian teenagers and stabbed them each six times? That would have been much easier.

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