Lovers at first bread.

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It was a normal day in the HTD discord. Larry was doing human trafficking,Oxy was best mom and Dorito Guy was being the sexiest,coolest,funniest,bestest person around. Garlic was being sexy (qwq) as usual when suddenly this god of a being walked past them. It was EmppuM. One of the servers elite admins. "Holy fuck" Garlic thought to himself, "thatz a nice piece of ass". Oxy noticed Garlic watching Emp walk off so she skipped up to Garlic and said "bitch just ask if he dtf". Garlic said "christ nigga aight".
Garlic walked up to Emp,put his hand on Emp's shoulder and said "You dtf?". Emp pushed Garlics hand away and said "Ewww. I'm not gay fag. Piss off". Garlic ran away crying. Meanwhile the villainous Barncasette had seen the whole thing.

Barncasette was an evil bisexual bionicle mlp fan who had wanted control of HTC ever since he joined. He also wanted Garlic for himself and so he felt an extreme jealousy for Emp and wanted him very ded.

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