Rescue mission for gay Spider-bread.

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EmppuM had seen the entire thing on the billboards. He knew what he had to do. He gathered his team of mods like Best Mom Oxy,Step daddy Satan,Sexy Kelvin and even though he wasn't a mod he brought his sexiest friend Dorito Lord. They were able to track Barncasette down by using "science". They tracked him to the wastelands of HELLO THERE DAILY 2.0. They found his underground lair and burst down into it. They found Barn playing with his mlp dolls while garlic had already untied himself from Barn's shitty rope. They all gunned down Barn with their guns sideways gangsta style. Barn fucking died.

Emp ran to Garlic and pulled him into a tight,loving embrace. "I'm so sorry Garlic. I didn't mean those horrible things I said to you. I was just so confused and scared of my emotions".
"Oh Emp. I forgive you". Garlic then kissed Emp on the cheek. They blushed. Emp scooped up Garlic in his arms and carried him bridal style all the way back to HTC.

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