The Butler Text

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If somebody texts you and you don't like the person or you just don't feel like being bothered, then say this:

"Hello, this is (insert your name)'s butler, my name is (insert your dream British butler name, mine is Paul or Walter), I am afraid my master is unavailable right now, he/she will respond to you as soon as possible, or when he/she just bloody feels like it, have a cheery day! *insert British accent*"

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