Glasses

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Glasses

Okay whale I hate having glasses seriously and I hate being so insecure without my glasses. Things that piss me off most is when people actually call me glasses. Like bitch I have a name! There was this relief teacher in sport one time and she took time learning every other students name but oooh Nooo I was just "glasses" like "glasses do this" or "glasses do that" like "glasses stop" and it got so annoying I just raged and was like "UM BITCH BUT I HAVE A NAME AND IM PRETTY DARN SURE IT ISNT THE SAME WORD AS MAGNIFYING CUBES LOCATED AT THE EYEBALL!!" she didn't hear me cos I said it in my head but she got owned nonetheless cos my brains pretty boss. It also annoys the pubes out of me when people automatically assume that I'm a nerd because I have glasses like hey I'm enable to see clearly not enable to be stupid JEEZ. oh and then when people are like "How many fingers am I holding up??" It's like hey how many fingers am I holding up *raises middle finger* or when people are always like "can I try your glasses on!?" Ok lemme tell you I'm so dang insecure of my face without my glasses cos I can't even see myself without them on and a numerous amount of people have told me I look bad without glasses...WHALE YALL SEE THING SINKING DOWN IN THE OCEAN YA THATS MY SELF ESTEEM! So yeah as you can imagine I feel heaps better after that rant.

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