What's Wrong with Everything

swearing

do i always have to swear?

god damn fucking right. because who's going to listen to a thirteen year old whine if she doesn't throw in jems like "anal probing" or "you goat cunts" in her language? lemme tell you, no one. let's take for example a situation where i ask a highschooler something and they snort, turn to me and say

"aren't you like ten"

aren't you gonna be a dead fucking man in a second.

aren't you going to cry when i throw acid all over your favorite brand of nikes.

aren't you just a slippin fucking goat smuggla.

like the people who say this are usually white boys who look like they were raised on saltine crackers and celery sticks talkin mad shit on me. no. fuck off.