Niall + Harry = The most retarded friends EVER :D

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Niall’s P.O.V

Niall:" Uuhm Harry did we just say the same thing?" I said with a confused face

Harry:" Eehm I think we did! What the hell O.O" he said with a creeped out face

Niall:"Soooooooooo you saw an angel?" I asked dragging out the question 

Harry:" yeaaa..... so uhm you saw an angel too huh!" he asked 

Niall:" Hhmmmm yes I did" I answered still creep out by this

Harry:"Sooooo this means we both saw an angel?"

Niall:" Uuh I think so aah eeh yea Harry yes we did"

Harry: " Fuuuuckk YES!!!! That’s fucking A.W.E.S.O.M.E. " he said exited

Niall: " Huh waaa?" 

Harry: " It’s like were connected or some shit *squeals!!* so fucking Cool!!!!!"

Niall: “Hahahaha I guess so Harry xD omg! It is frikin cool! Fuck yeaa Hive Five Harry! wooo!"

We jumped 3 feet high and hive fived 

Niall:" Oooow Harry you fucker! You smacked my hand too hard!" I said angry but then laughed

Harry" Oooh sorry Nialler I was just exited ^.^ .... and what the fuck! be a mother fucking man and take that hive five like a men would!! Have some balls! "

Niall:" Yaaaa! I do have balls you stupid retard!" I yelled at him

Harry:" Ooh yea well it looks like u have a fucking vagina instead of a penis you Faggot!" he said with a smart-ass tone

Niall" Ooooh you little FUCKEEEEEEER!!!!! I yelled at the top of my lungs and started running after him with flaming eyes 

Harry: " AAAAAAAAH

Don’t hurt meee AAAAAAH!!!!" he screamed as he ran all over the mansion trying to get away from my flaming furry!

Niall:" Yea you better RUN you fucker!!!" I yelled trying to catch him, damn his fast! 

Harry:" AAAAaaaah!" he ran flaring his hands all over the place he looked like a fucking retard lol xD

Finally he got tired and I catch up to him we were in the kitchen and the only thing that could be heard was our pants but i started giving him a 'death glare'

Harry:" Y-y-ya! W-what A-a-are Y-y-you G-gonna D-do t-to m-me!!" he said with his eyes widened and stuttering like crazy lol he must be shitting his pants right now xD

Niall:" Oooh idk" i said sarcastically as I open a drawer where there were a bunch of knifes jeje I grabbed one and looked at him with an evil look, he look at me scared as fuck and his eyes almost about to pop off hahah >:)

Niall:" Hhhm you told me that I don't have balls or a dick right!? Then why don't you donate me yours, you know make a donation for the Dickless Niall charity" I said with an evil smirk on my face buajaja >:)

Harry:" YAAAA!!! what theee hell NOO!" he yelled

Niall:" I don't think you have a choice here Harry either I cut them off or you CUT THEM OFF"

Harry: " W-what!!!!????" LOL omg this is fucking hilarious!!! Does he actually think I would do that to him!? haha xD

Niall:" You heard me!" I walked towards him as fast as I could not giving him a chance to run off I pushed him on the floor and got on top of him straddle-ling him with my both of my legs on each side of his body jejeje

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