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Sup! The name is Jack ... Jack Johnston. Yep, my Dad was Samuel Johnston. The Samuel Johnston? Well, he was a race car driver ... Mum, what are you doing? What am I doing? I'm introducing myself! Now bugger off!

Inaudible yelling can be heard as mother and daughter argue.

I'm sorry about that. *clears throat* My name is Jacklyn Johnston. If you call my Jacklyn I'll ... sorry Mum. I've been to twenty eight schools, expelled from thirteen of them, banned from just about every school in Queensland and deemed a nightmare for every school. 

This story I'm about to tell you will blow your mind away! And not literally ... I do know how to make explosives as Exmouth Senior learnt the hard way ... twice. But that's for another time. So please, do sit back and enjoy! I'm going to share with you some good Aussie humour, and 'How to Get Expelled From School 101'. I'm joking! Jeez Mum, keep your socks on. I wouldn't encourage this ... unless the kid is a straight 'A' student like thy self ... fine. I'm shutting up!

New Story! I know, I'm terrible!! X3 I'll try to upload a chapter every week, though I can't guarentee it. Please enjoy!! And comment. I love feedback ^^ 

Warning: There will be some offensive language used in this story. If you're easily offended, do not read. If you do read this story and complain to me about it, I will not listen. You have been warned, from here on out it's all your choice if you read or not. 

So please enjoy!! 

The journey awaits ...

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