RON

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I hear a ring from my phone.
so I pick it up.

"Hello, who is this?" I ask politely.

"Ashton Irwin."

"Um.."

"I'm looking for Ron."

"Ron who?" I ask clearly confused.

"Ron... Weasley."

"Oh. Like from Harry potter?"

"yeh m8."

"well...I don't think he exists."

"hE DOES, DONT FUCK WITH ME, I KNOW HE DOES. HOGWARTS FOREVER."

"yeah. okay man. I'm sorry."

"you fucking should be asshole."
Ashton says, rudely abruptly hanging up the phone.

k.

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