Harry seductively licks his couch "I kno u wan et." he says.
"Nope." I say, punching his face in and leaving his house.
"Ello." I hear someone say.
So instinctively I slap the shit out of this person.
"Oops." I say realizing its my boyfriend Wheatley.
"Yeah, oops." he says dragging his body around because I broke his pelvis.