*me talking to my future child*
Child: Mommy will you tell me a bedtime story?
Me: of course. This one time at band camp-
Child: mom.
Me: what?
Child: no. Not again.
Me: bu-
Child: go away mom
*me talking to my future child*
Child: Mommy will you tell me a bedtime story?
Me: of course. This one time at band camp-
Child: mom.
Me: what?
Child: no. Not again.
Me: bu-
Child: go away mom