Weeks have gone by with Bert and Ernie being petty lil bitches. They haven't even had more than 10 seconds of eye contact. Instead of drinking his sorrows, and losing himself to alcoholism, Bert went to a strip club. Spoiler alert Strip clubs never end well.
"AND FOR OUR LAST PERFORMANCE WE HAVE BUSTY BERTIE"
Bert was no longer the Bert Ernie knew. He came out with a silky red dress on. His face was beat to the gods. All the bad bitch energy coming off him was making all the little boys have a party in their pants.
HE STRODE ACROSS THE FLOOR GRACEFULLY. TEASING EVERYONE IN HIS WAY WITH SLOW SENSUAL TOUCHES. DID ERNEI WANT HIM? HE WOULD BE LYING IF HE SAID HE DIDNT.
ERNIE POV
BUSTY BERT BEGAN HIS PERFORMANCE
I HAD FORGOTTEN HOW MANY LAP DANCES HE HAD GIVEN AND I WAS MAD CAUSE HE DIDNT GIVE ONE TO ME. WAS I GAY? WERE THESE MY FEELINGS. MAYBE HE FLIPPED A SWITCH INSIDE OF ME CAUSE I COULD NO LONGER DENY IT. IM A F**KING HOMOSEXUAL.
so hello, im opening this up after not being on wattpad for a year aand a half and gosh wht is this lmaooo, i didnt even realize it was published.....i actually wrote this for my friends for a laugh.
YOU ARE READING
BERTNIE LUST IN THE SEAMS
FanfictionA book full of the behind the scene acts. Smexy stuff AND A LOT OF IT. Please don't take this seriously, its all fun and games. ENJOY ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
