I look down and see the same familiar hands that tried to kill me several years before, Mrs Incredibles. I guess shit really is down down today. She tried to kill me because she thought I was having an affair with Mr Incredible, but that was wrong. I was with her daughter Violet
"Hello Mrs Incredible" I say threateningly
She then looks at me pissed off and says
"My name is Helen not Mrs Incredible" What? I dont understand.
"How is Violet" I say, after Mrs Incredible tried to kill me I broke up with her because I couldn't put my stamp collection in danger, that would be 2,000,000 years going to waste
"She has a boyfriend and is very very happy" She says meanly
I then decided I hated this bitch so just as I went to punch her her own hand grabbed mine and broke it.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
I turned around and saw.......LOLPHIN
"LOLPHIN" i screamed happily
"BABEN DICKFACE" he screamed lovingly. Just as we went to hug, Lackerfil screamed and said
"BABEN LOOK OUT THE TELETUBBIES VACUMM IS COMING"
Just as I went to turn around I saw something very very blue then everything went black.
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I Ate my Boyfriend...
RandomA girl has a perfect boyfriend perfect life, until she eats her boyfriend... then her whole world goes pear-shaped. read to see if after everything they have been through will Millhouse and Baben stay together? Or will people get in the way of there...
